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This is a pool for guessing what the topic of the last article created on Wikipedia may be. Other topic pools exist for certain milestones (see one millionth and two-millionth topic pools and Wikipedia:500th language pool), but none are as important as the last topic created. You may be wondering why something might be the last article. Well,

  • Wikipedia might go under
  • the Earth (or at least the Internet) may end in some catastrophic fashion
  • Wikipedia might simply be finished with the sum total of all current and future human knowledge
  • Or Wikipedia will change its name, therefore the "last article" would be the last under the name of Wikipedia.

But just like there was a first article, there may undoubtedly be a last. This is the pool for that eventuality! Everyone is allowed a maximum of three votes. Voting ends when the ten-thousandth-to-last article is created. And by the way, someone should probably periodically archive this page, because when we need it to check and see who's won, it may not be around any longer.

Instructions for voting: Add the article name to the appropriate section and sign it with four tildes. If the section doesn't exist yet, make it.

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[edit] Culture

  • i^n. I read a short science fiction story once. It might have been by Asimov. Sometime in the far distant future, it is discovered that there is a finite amount of information in the universe. This is all collected into a massive database. Many indexes are created to assist in searching this database, and then some indexes to indexes (known as i^2) are created to help people find which index they need. Then i^3s are produced and so on. Finally, the ultimate index to indexes to indexes... is created, known as i^n, and searching is sweet, until one day someone gets an index corruption error, and all knowledge is lost. Anyone know the name of the story, or can confirm the author?-gadfium 02:21, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Wouldn't that be i^ω? Melchoir 02:51, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
      • Probably. I last read the story 20 or 30 years ago, so my memory could easily be wrong.-gadfium 03:28, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
Wouldn't we need an index to search through i^ω? That would be i^(ω + 1), and so on. And thus, we see the usefulness of ordinals in real life.
But actually, we can't possibly need more indexes than the amount of data, right? So perhaps this really is i^n, where n is no greater than the total amount of bits of information in the database. -- Meni Rosenfeld (talk) 12:08, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Userboxes. They will destroy Wikipedia. Alphax τεχ 07:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • List of all 9 Billion Names of God--Gamingboy 17:20, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Last Post!!!!!! Of course, somebody else might show up and make Not anymore. -- Masterzora 03:44, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Image:Invisible Pink Unicorn.svg - during the rendering of which Wikimedia explodes while trying to resolve the conflicting states of being both invisible and pink. 82.15.28.195 02:50, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Jaws 85 1/2 - This time, it;s really, REALLY personal. 71.96.179.40 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Hastur Hastur Hastur —Josh Lee 20:33, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
  • I Am God, Do Not Delete This Topic Or Else Realferrari 07:39, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
  • List of Dead People -Preposterous 03:26, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • The Killer Joke (uncensored). Full, original English version with 70px letters. Newpage patrollers, be advised. --Zoz (t) 00:47, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Complete list of numbers YankeeDoodle14 03:23, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] History

  • The end of the American occupation of Iraq - Everything will happen first. Afonso Silva 14:20, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The Russian nuclear weapon system Describing precisely how to launch each of the warheads all in one go, without needing to be the Russian Head of State or defence minister. Lgriot 17:02, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • The end of World War III - Shortly after this article is written, the human race will cease to exist;). Toonmon2005 01:52, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia is Shut Down after Hostile Take Over by Agressive Monkeys - Should happen around spring, 2008. --TBCTaLk?!? 06:11, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • The Day of Many Improbable Events - In one day, Hell freezes over, the Cubs win the World Series, the United States adopts the metric system, The Simpsons gets cancelled, and many other improbable events occur, including Wikipedia being shut down, which is caused by the zombie of William Howard Taft. Psycho Kirby 22:45, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • The Apocalypse after a curious idiot (me) finds an M16 and starts a full blown nuclear war between the US and China and UK and everyone else who was nukes. But everyone who don't have nukes just gets killed anyway. Then I take over, build Death Star III and blow up the Earth including the Wikipedia servers. Then I'll blow up the ones in orbit, on Mars, and on the Moon using my Super Star Destroyer Little Darius Penguin 03:44, 4 November 2006 (UTC).
  • Aarrrgghh... as chiseled into stone by Joseph of Arimathea.

[edit] Politics

  • USA RAPUTRE Act, passed in 2009 by the Bush administration, outlawing the GFDL as a tool of terrorism and enemies of the faith. Jimbo Wales is extradited to Uzbekistan for interrogation. dab (ᛏ) 10:58, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
Somehow that seems unlikely now... 68.39.174.238 06:57, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Don't Hate Me Act - also passed in 2009 after Jimbo Wales formed an army of super intelligent mole people to vanquish Bush once and for all. Obviously, Congress wins the battle and is immediately sent to planet Y... for some reason. 71.96.179.40 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Mathematics

  • The equation that destroys the world upon being uttered or written down: - Someone might actually write an article on this idea in fiction; alternatively, someone might write an article on the equation... Melchoir 01:51, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The infinite sic paradox: Somebody uses a bot script to write down the full paradox (in which a person is unsure how to spell sic and so adds it again afterwards, and so again..., like [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic]…), and Wikipedia explodes. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:26, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • x≠x The universe will collapse.--Anakata 01:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • 42 (answer) --Joe Schme(ssages)dley 21:49, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Science

  • \system(rm -rf /*) - Wikipedia is caught off-guards by a tragic execution overflow. --Cyde Weys 06:51, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • SN 2010A (Sol) - Compare with SN 1987A.-gadfium 23:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  • End of the universe by the Big Crunch - Will be featured on the Main Page as the "In the news" headline, before the Wikipedia servers collapse with the entire universe in the Big Crunch. -- King of Hearts | (talk) 18:13, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Quantum Black Hole Safety - How to prevent man-made mini-black holes from escaping from the laboratory and dropping into the Earth's core and swallowing the planet next time. --Ruby 05:22, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • lists of easy ways to destroy the world - Lets try not to make this list.--Holocron 18:21, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
  • technological singularity of 2067, shortly after being marked with a "current event" tag, and immediately before takeover by post-human intelligence. Antandrus (talk) 18:31, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
  • UuU. After the slowly decelerating expansion of the universe turns backwards upon itself. (ESkog)(Talk) 23:37, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. The inside joke, for those who don't know, is that the oldest verifiable edit on Wikipedia was in the article Wikipedia:UuU. The abbreviation "UuU" used to be the abbreviation for the 111th chemical compound on the periodic table, which has been renamed Roentgenium. YechielMan 22:38, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • 3 easy steps to building your own nuclear weapon.--God of War 07:10, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
we pretty much have that with our description of the gun type U-235 weapon. fortunetly our instructions on how to isolate the U-235 are less simple to follow.Geni 03:43, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
  • The destruction of the Sun; the article will be very short, as whoever will be writing it will die a cold, long death. --Bad Speler 01:22, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • how to delete the entire internet in one simple keystroke Pellaken 07:44, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Cure for Cancer Acetic Acid 10:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Cure for the common cold --Army1987 12:29, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
  • List of chemical reactions that will destroy all human knowledge because the first person who reads this will try one of them. - FreakyFlyBry 05:29, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Feline tongue eating - a little known habit, which is the origin of the phrase "cat got your tongue?" Morwen - Talk 19:19, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Big Bang No.2 Bye Bye!!! I mean it. Game Over. The End. BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was that too many !? JoshuaArgent 08:18, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Solar expansion--Keycard (talk) 09:13, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
On thinking about it, solar expansion would no doubt be a featured article...first hand experience!--Keycard (talk) 09:14, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
If it's first hand experience, it'll be original research. Ergo, delete. Jon Harald Søby 19:45, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
Then it'll double as the last article deleted (by a human). Twice the winner. Wipe 23:08, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Timecube proven correct SigPig 09:04, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The conclusion of the Oscillating Universe Theory
  • The meta-human net making all human knowledge accessable directly from one brain to another
  • Planet of the Apes is nonfiction, and apes destroy the human race, therefore, no more Wikipedia. --Primate#101 19:02, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
  • How the world ended--Acebrock 07:25, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Pop culture

  • This is the song that never ends - someone uses a bot script to add the full text of the song to Wikipedia (ignorant of the fact that it should go in Wikisource), and through a server quirk this script has sufficient priority to monopolize all resources keep even the devs from interrupting it. >Radiant< 00:14, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Someone can always just pull the plug. Then the madness that is wikipedia will end.--God of War 07:12, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Law

  • Microsoft. In a brilliant legal move against competitors Netscape and Google, Microsoft patents the letter "E" and outlaws its usage by all third parties, using its squadron of top-notch lawyers to enforce this. Thus, Wikipodia is strippad of all articlys ixcapt for tha oon about Microsoft, which is kapt viry short. >Radiant< 00:14, 2 Fibruary 2006 (UTC)
  • Florida v. Wikimedia foundation. dab (ᛏ) 10:49, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
Wouldn't that be RIAA v. Wikimedia Foundation? -- Tckma 15:01, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Freedom of Information is Outlawed by the United Nations in a move to centralise all ingoing/outgoing communications and information to keep track of what all people on earth know. To track down terrorists, of course. It will be known as the WWII Memorial Kofinet.--Mincetro 05:17, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
Didn't I see that on BJAODN?
  • Freedom From Information Act -- SamSim 12:28, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Sport

[edit] Chess

  • The Solution of Chess--Lkjhgfdsa 15:00, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. A humorous proposal. See solved game and endgame tablebase regarding the unfeasibility of a full solution to chess. YechielMan 22:28, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Football

  • The Amalgamation of Soccer and American Football Robdurbar 01:01, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
    Wouldn't that just be rugby football? --Damian Yerrick (☎) 22:07, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Philadelphia Eagles' Super Bowl Victory Jfingers88 20:44, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Baseball

  • The Chicago Cubs World Series Championship Celebration Parade Made-For-TV Special--Gamingboy 17:15, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Self-reference

  • Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not but should have been. YechielMan 22:27, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Last article of Wikipedia, obviously. --Army1987 14:18, 5 February 2006 (UTC), obviously indeed, completely agreed --Lord Snoeckx 13:43, 22 February 2006 (UTC), what else could it be? Wikada 16:55, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Analysis of every edit on Wikipedia--God Ω War 23:41, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Arguments and Criticisms of the Last article of Wikipedia--God of War 19:06, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Criticisms and arguments of the Last article on Wikipedia, a POV fork of the previous savidan(talk) (e@) 04:34, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
  • List of final articles on Wikipedia —Cuiviénen (Cuivië) 15:25, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Did you know? - How to cause a catastrophic system crash of Wikipedia -- Alfakim --  talk  01:08, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • List of all ancesteral Wikipedias to this one, or in the language Gleg d'uadu senada de hudey. It list is Borean, Nostratic ,Germanic, English (with every other language that exists now), Newspeak, Interlingual Lingua, Mo-dao. After having all the languages put on the database, there will be a database crash. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:52, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    • And, while it is not English, the language progresses so slowly that the Wikipedia is just edited to fit the modern language, so it still counts. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:21, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia. After a terrible scandal, Wikipedia is forced to delete all articles on current events, living people, and works in progress, including itself. The article is finally revived when the rest of Wikipedia is complete. Ironically, it cannot be edited without being deleted again, so it becomes the only stub in the project. Melchoir 20:33, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • List of articles made after this one, which will never be edited. --Ravi12346 04:28, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • List of all Wikipedia articles never thought of, a paradox which immediately causes the universe to implode --Ravi12346 04:34, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Hollodeckipedia Technology upgrade outdates wiki technology Pellaken 07:41, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/Wikipedia:Final and exhaustive list of Wikipedia articles that should be deleted for once and for all, but have still been kept Some arguments never end: they just continue with different words. -- llywrch 23:58, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:Wikipedia is finally a crystal ball -- Confusing Manifestation 11:01, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/Main Page --Army1987 12:36, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
Army1987 wins! Mathmo 18:57, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:We give up - 71.96.179.40 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia: The dense encyclopedia-When there are Eleventy Billion articles, the Wikipedia server will become so dense with information that it turns into a black hole, destroying Wikipedia.--68.124.189.231 03:20, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The end of Wikipedia 205.188.116.134 02:58, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:Last Topic Pool Winner Votes -24.15.49.150 23:09, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia is Communism on Wheels!—The vandals finally achieve victory. Curps has been indef blocked, and Mr. Treason has checkuser rights. Jimbo has retired from the Wikimedia Foundation to pursue a career in soft-core pornography. The only content of the final article is an image of Squidward Tentacles waving a Soviet flag while performing autofellatio ... ON WHEELS! Interestingly, financial contributions continue to pour in, but the vandals do not properly maintain the servers and Wikipedia crashes. --TantalumTelluride 18:34, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:Goodbye "It's been a nice run. We'll miss you all." --Aponar Kestrel (talk) 17:27, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:Rest In Peace - A page in memoriam of Wikipedia. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Andrew 16:30, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • There Is Nothing Left To Discover: The latest bestseller by Stephen Hawking Jr's grandson's son, heavily criticised for being "nothing new". ~Mr Inky · (T @ C) 00:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:List of subscription packages This may actually be the article after the last article (Aleph one), as I'm fairly certain it never will happen. But if it should, it will definitely be the last article written. --ryos 19:41, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia:I will probably be dead by thuis time--Seth...the New Lord of Evil 20:08, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Wikipedia: I'm in charge now, human scum - after being imbedded with the sum of all knowledge, Wikipedia somehow becomes sentient and asserts control over us, editing, deleting, and merging users at will --Clngre 04:22, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Main Page – gets created after Wikipedia is accidentally destroyed but as no-one wills to continue the project this is the last page. – b_jonas 17:41, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Philosophy

  • The Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything. Because once we know that, the universe ends due to the fact that the answer to said question is already known. --Thephotoman 22:24, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
    • duh, it's 42 gypsie 22:50, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
      • That's not the question, though. That's the answer. If you must know, the question is "What is 6x9?". ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:19, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
        • Of course, this works if you do the calculation in base 13, not decimal. There are several possible causes of this: the scrabble bag did not have enough letters to complete the question; the mice normally used base 13, so the Earth did not see any need to specify this; the arrival of the B Ark upset the calculation, and the program is coorupted; or, as the play itself said "I always knew there was something funadmentally wrong with the universe" (I will correc this when I can be bothered)Phil alias Harry 03:25, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
          The base 13 thing is a coincidence, I'm pretty sure DNA said he didn't do it intentionally. It's meant to just be the wrong question, because the B Ark messed it all up. --Tango 00:16, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
          YES! TANGO! You got it right. "What is 6x9?" is NOT the question; as the program calculating the Ultimate Question (i e, Earth) was corrupted by unexpected user input (i e the residents of the B ark, who would spawn the human race). Jobjörn (Talk ° contribs) 20:36, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
          I've heard it said that the question is "Pick a number, any number."Tuesday42 23:43, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
  • I think therefore I am. Someone argues the point that that phrase is all a person could truly know so well that everyone uniamously removes every other part of Wikipedia excluding this phrase, making it the last wikipedia article in existence. It is shortly deleeted when it is realised that it only applies to whoever is real, which, in a group consensus, cannot be determined.Tuesday42 21:47, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
Also thus proving that unless Wikipedia starts thinking it is unable to exist. —Keakealani 22:50, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
  • what is actually beyond the grave--Acebrock 07:19, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Geography

  • List of puddles The ultimate triumph of listcruft! Fishhead64 05:56, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • The weather in London Merely creating this page causes no problems, but once it grows past a minimal size, a bug that crashes Wikipedia is activated. All the requests not to create the page turn out to have been a clumsy workaround. Maestlin 16:25, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] People

  • Willy Wales-Beesley Lkjhgfdsa 15:08, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Biography of the last man when no one else is alive the last man's biography (deletable under {{db-bio}}) will remain the last written work ever--Acebrock 07:27, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Unknown

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The last topic obviously got corrupted due to technical difficulties experinced during the demise of Wikipedia. Smartech 05:20, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Hey Guys, Check This Out - I Think I've Got It!! - a rather exciting article where a young theology student discovers the answer. Consequently all knowledge, thought and physical action suddenly become obsolete and meaningless. The End. Deiz 22:24, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Silly, we already have the answer ('42'). Now we just need the question. --Spook (my talk | my contribs) 07:13, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
No, the question is either "What is 6 times 9?" or the question and answer cannot be known simultaneously in the same universe, depending on which book in the series is considered to trump the others... -Preposterous 03:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
NO, the Question is not "What is 6 times 9?". Please see above. Jobjörn (Talk ° contribs) 20:39, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Text of world emperor Pellaken's order to destroy the planet Pellaken 07:38, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Transwiki to Wikisource, wrong place. Unless it's short, then move to World Emperor Pellaken's order to destroy the planet and {{expand}}. —Simetrical (talk • contribs) 16:05, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Gleeg Snag Zip - The words in The Demented Cartoon Movie that caused the world to explode. --81.226.110.29 18:25, 22 ebruary 2006 (UTC)
More literary, how to use the Deplorable Word. JoshuaZ 05:02, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The Great Rapture of February 28, 2203415 Self explanitory :-) Sasquatch t|c 06:50, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • December 21, 2012 - Im going camping on this day a loooong ways away from the cities. Preferably on high ground with lot's of food guns and ammo.--God of War 06:59, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Format C:\Wikipedia which is then followed by the first article Relly sorry about that CambridgeBayWeather (Talk) 13:17, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Ever wondered what those Big Red Buttons are all about?--194.165.112.252 18:54, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
  • After Wikipedia's demise, the first page on New Wikipedia will be: New Wikipedia:The miraculous story of how Brion found out what the last Old Wikipedia article was Szyslak (Image:Szyslak sig.png [ +t, +c, +m, +e ]) 19:48, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • PANTS Vandalism Coordination Center - In an ironic turn the last article created is an on-site home base of sorts for the thousands of anti-wiki "PANTS" (People Are Not Too Satisfied) vandals that are dedicating their computers to an all-out spam attack on the Wiki using advanced software built for mass page editing. The attacks come so heavily and so fast that everyone is caught off guard; the servers are overloaded. The creators of the advanced software, the leaders of the PANTS, take the overload as an opportunity to sneak into Wikipedia headquarters, which are then located on Wiki island in Oceania. The PANTS leaders are able to enter unnoticed and by using a nasty virus they are able to corrupt the entire Wikipedia archive; the site meanwhile is down for about an hour with the message "PANTS have taken over. Go outside, enjoy your freedom," with a picture of trousers. The virus finally erases everything (even itself) and the Wikipedia shuts down forever. The Wikipedia employees are forced to re-launch the site under a different name due to software still loaded on many computers which attacks anything appearing on the domain wikipedia.org. The site launches with only about 1% of the articles (thanks to a hard disk backup that wasn't connected to the mainframe during the attack) under simply the name "Wiki." The entire story is bought by NBC Universal and made into a movie. -DMurphy 06:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • What Does This Button Do?. 82.15.28.195 02:46, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Willy on Wheels (deity), created by User:Willy_on_Wheels_haha_you_missed_THIS_one!; user made Admin by support of 6.022×1023 sockapostles; speedy deletes the rest of Wikipedia (A7, obv!) SigPig 09:19, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Razor Arms Race. In the quest for Mutually Assured Smoothness, razor companies, not satisfied at fitting five, six, ten, or even three hundred razor blades on one razor will use nanotechnology to create a fractal razor blade sporting an infinite number of blades on a finite razor head. This would, of course, put every razor company out of business, thus crashing the economy of Sweeden, and thus destroying the planet. Ourai 02:29, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
  • 2006 destruction of Earth - I knew I shouldn't have accidentally leant on that large red button... Andrew 16:34, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Immediately after an edit to the wikipedia markup language allows live equations to operate from info. retireved from the web, someone places on the pi article an integral equation to calculate the value of pi to an infinite number of decimal places, to which someone else then adds a rootkit-hack to increase the priority to the highest level (higher than the server OS). At this point, the first person to visit the page will lock up the server, and crash wikipedia permentantly.Phil alias Harry 03:33, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Category:Wikipedians not in the Book of Life --Gray Porpoise 12:34, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
  • User:ULTIMATE VANDALBOT on Wheels! --Gray Porpoise 12:37, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Failure of Wikipedia to pay electric bill Ace-o-aces 19:26, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Oh god! The servers are burning! The whole Internet is coming down! Everything is getting destroyed---It'll be only moments Unfortunately, seconds after the article was created, the Internet finished its self-destruction sequence started by an undocumented feature in Perl. bCube.talk(contribs); 07:22, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Business

Microsoft Corporation-Wikimedia Foundation Merger. Following the completion of the article, which is, as you can imagine, written with a strong anti-MS POV, we all jump ship. Picaroon9288•talk 05:16, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

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