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[edit] About me

I am a social reprobate aged twentysomething. I've lived in the Downriver area my whole life. I currently reside with my loyal fairy godmother and our blue cat, Scatter. I also have a three-legged Chihuahua named Daisy, who currently resides with my parents. I am making pizzas for a living until I finish college.

[edit] News

• A moment of silence for Steve Irwin. --Lackwit 07:29, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• As of today, Scatter is half a cat. Well, half a tomcat, at any rate.
• In other news, a battle royale took place in the confines of my Creative Zen Sleek Photo. An apparent genre riot took place, claiming the data integrity of many MP3s. Among the casualties:
  • A vicious gang of Katamari Damacy soundtrack tunes cornered and eviscerated a lone Eric Carmen number, which was, appropriately enough, "All by Myself".
  • ABBA's "Super Trouper" lost a coda and the tip of a chorus in a mêlée with Alien Ant Farm's cover of "Smooth Criminal", which sustained minor injuries to the outro.
  • The Andrea True Connection's "More, More, More" was found crushed beneath an unconscious 15-minute-long operatic Pink Floyd number. The assailant is unknown, as the only witness to the attack, Radiohead's "Exit Music (For a Film)", was apparently shocked into incoherency.
  • On a more positive note, Alice Cooper's "Mary Ann" and Powerman 5000's "Watch the Sky for Me" have emerged as unlikely heroes, having restrained a mob of unruly New Wave tracks from assaulting Roxette's "Dangerous" and "It Must Have Been Love." --Lackwit 06:25, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• I'm gonna miss the planet Pluto. --Lackwit 06:39, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• Today I awoke to find a piece of black electrical tape wrapped, seemingly deliberately, around the second toe of my right foot. Possible home intrusion and/or alien abduction are impossible to rule out at this point. --Lackwit 13:16, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

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