User:Kylu/complaint

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[edit] This page has been protected, however the protected version is the wrong version!

The original of this can be found at MetaWiki:The Wrong Version
If you can substantially add to this and make it better, please do! I'm not that picky. :P

Complaint: (select all which apply, please fill in blanks as applicable)

[ ] You are not only acting in a gratuitously non-neutral manner over [article:____________________________];

you are also protecting a version which is not in line with Wikipedia:naming conventions.

[ ] [User:____________________________] is a vandal.

Please revert to the last edit by [other user:____________________________].

[ ] By freezing [article:____________________________] in the form

[user:____________________________] is trying to impose on it, you are effectively taking his side in this dispute.

I request that you put the article back the way it was before [user:____________________________] started messing with it and then protect it.

[ ] I think however it would have been better to have protected it on the version before [user:____________________________]

[list the terrible things the other user did here:____________________________].

[User:____________________________]'s highly POV version is now left as the official Wikipedia version, unable to be corrected by anyone.

[ ] I request you to check out both versions and consider releasing the page as not doing so would be tantamount

to rewarding [user:____________________________] and his friends' aggressive editing.

[ ] We both know that it is no coincidence that you protected [user:____________________________]'s version.

[ ] Obviously, you protected [user:____________________________]'s version because you are both:

[ ] Nazis

[ ] Communists

[ ] Freemasons

[ ] Right-wing extremists

[ ] Liberal wackjobs

[ ] radical Feminists

[ ] Zionists

[ ] Scientologists

[ ] anti-Zionists

[ ] anti-American

[ ] American

[ ] Other (Specify):____________________________

Deny it all you want.

[ ] Why did you protect [article:____________________________] on a version vandalized by

[User:____________________________]? This constitutes blatant vandalism. It should be treated as such, not as an edit war.

[ ] You've agreed with that user before on [different article:____________________________]. You're biased. Your protection is a violation of Wikipedia policy.

[ ] This page is protected in an effort to maintain the bad reporting and to extend bias and propaganda.

I doubt anything discussed here will result in any major improvements to this rag of an article because the administrator(s) are hopelessly POV.

They impose martial law because they are unwilling to admit that their position is weak.

We can argue about the situation forever, but there is no doubt in my mind that unless you agree with the major contributors of this rag you will never get appeasement.

[ ] I accuse you of being biased and having deliberately protected THE WRONG PAGE.

[ ] The fact that the article has been frozen in its current unencyclopedic and POV state is emblematic of the:

[ ] anti-black

[ ] anti-white

[ ] anti-pink-with-yellow-spots

[ ] Other (Specify):____________________________

bias of this website when it comes to such matters. I have not used this term on this page before, but I will use it now. Wikipedia is racist to the core. This is a perfect object lesson in how its systemic bias works. When obstructionist elements cannot refute objective information, they work to label it, mischaracterize it, smear it. This is unmitigated bull -- and emblematic of the racist dysfunctionality of this website.

[ ] Actually, just blame User:Kylu. It's all her fault anyway.

Failure to revert to the correct version of this page will result in: [ ] Me threatening to leave and never come back.
[ ] My getting Jimmy Wales to kick your arse.
[ ] Me personally hunting you down and:

[ ] stalking you

[ ] making threatening phonecalls

[ ] writing dirty words on your user/talk page.

[ ] My requesting that your Sysop rights being revoked
[ ] My listing you as a Problem User
[ ] Me going straight to The Boss to complain. The "don't gripe here" doesn't apply to ME of course.
[ ] My contacting the:

[ ] FBI [ ] CIA [ ] Attorney General of: (Specify):____________________________)

[ ] MI6 [ ] NSA [ ] President of: (Specify):____________________________)

[ ] Interpol [ ] International Court of Justice [ ] Freemasons

in regards to this continuing problem.

I thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

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