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KnowledgeLord is a user of Wikipedia, who has contributed much to the online encyclopedia. Little is known about him. But we know that he likes strawberry ice cream and hates gothic cartoons, like Invader Zim. He is fond of oatmeal raisin cookies. KnowledgeLord is a faithful user of Wikipedia and hopes not to be deleted. KnowledgeLord is a plant-eater and rarely consumes fish.
[edit] Some Truths
KnowledgeLord also is a strong supporter of IMDb and believes that Screen it!.com is for little fairy boys. Actually, I take that back. Screen it is for the wimpiest little snowflakes ever spawned off the face of the planet. KnowledgeLord also wishes to let others know that he takes very seriously his occupation here at Wikipedia.
[edit] Bit o' Trivia
KnowledgeLord likes French cartoons. A lot.
KnowledgeLord is a practising Mormon and a Peruvian. He is long haired and pale, and has a slightly pronounced nose His hair is parted and changes color according to the lighting; if it is sunny, his hair is light brown, if it is dark, his hair is black.
KnowledgeLord loves imported chocolate, particularly Peruvian chocolates.
Despite common misbelief, KnowledgeLord is actually quite straight. He just happens to speak in a haughty upper-class voice.
KnowledgeLord is fond of soy chicken and loves a good soy chicken sandwich.
KnowledgeLord is still learning about Wikipedia and its ways, so any mistakes with editing that he may have made are simply the result of being a wee bit new at this sort of thing.
[edit] The real things
All right, I'll skip the part where I talk in the third person and get right down to it. You don't know me. I wish, no offense, to keep it that way for there are a lot of weird folk out there and I haven't the slightest clue as to whether or not any of you may be one of them. But all the things that I said about myself above are true. I'll say this, though. I ask that you guys out there all try to stop and think before you overtly edit stuff that is based on opinion. That having been said, I'm not so bad, I'd say and I suppose that if we don't run into any unpleasantries, I'm okay with adding stuff, so long as it's productive.
[edit] Closing comments
And I'd like to say one thing for the records, if I catch so much as the slightest race of vandalism on my page, I'll see to it that whoever did it die a horrific half-death fueled and administered by the most monstrous demons dreamed up by even the foulest mind. That person, having seen what hell is like, will be sent back into their life with the nightmarish experiences of what was performed onto them by Hell's foulest.
In other words, I'll report you and see your computer blocked from making any changes, and I have my ways of finding out how whoever or whatever edited something from any computer!
So sod off!
[edit] How my anger started
Well, some bloody fool went and changed my page because he or she is an immature little brat, (an idiot, too, I'd wager!) and needed a bit of afternoon fun, with decidedly little else to do on their hands. So I ask any he who stumbles upon this page, kindly do not edit it unless you are an editor and wish to correct the page format.
[edit] My drawings
I've submitted several drawing of prehistoric animals which, in retrospect, I can admit that some were not my best work. And here they are.
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This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible. |
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
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