User:Kingwhick

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Kingwhick (born April 1973) is a Southern Confederate American Redneck librarian in the state of North Carolina. Kingwhick was educated at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro. Kingwhick's main research interests include the Amish, Mennonites, the Pennsylvania Dutch, genealogy, political science and American history. Kingwhick is also an avid fan of the Pennsylvania Dutch Country.

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[edit] Food

Kingwhick is a fan of food. One look at him and you can tell that. Food may be the dominant passion of his life as he is known to take day trips or vacations in order to obtain certain foods. His love of food, his heredity and his reluctance to exercise sufficiently has led to his obesity, hypertension, and gout. The following foods and companies are among his favorites:

[edit] Places

Kingwhick only cares to travel in the United States. In his opinion, all other countries are shit. He is often quoted as saying "If those places were so good why did my ancestors risk their lives on a six-month boat trip to get to here?" By a wide margin, Kingwhick's favorite destination is the Pennsylvania Dutch Country. Kingwhick has been to this wonderful land that is certainly Heaven on earth approximately 50 times since his parents brought him to the land of milk and honey and Shoo fly pie when he was three years of age in 1976. The following are some of his favorite places or places of ancestry.

[edit] Political philosophies

Kingwhick is a rare breed among the moronic liberal librarians of his profession. Thankfully Kingwhick doesn't work with the trash associated with most public libraries. Kingwhick is a genealogy librarian and deals with a slightly better clientele. Politically, Kingwhick does not like the choices offered in the United States. Kingwhick's political views can best be described with the following philosophies:

[edit] History

Kingwhick possesses a Masters degree in history along with his pathetic Masters degree in Library Science. Since childhood Kingwhick has been an avid historian. The following are his favorite historical subjects:

[edit] Religion

Kingwhick believes in the Holy Trinity. He believes in one God, Jehova, in Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit. Kingwhick believes one must be saved by Divine grace and the sacrifice of Jesus Christ's crucifixion through atonement to enter Heaven. Kingwhick believes that if you do not reject sin and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior and follow him in Believer's baptism you will die and spend eternity in Hell where you will be tormented by Satan.

[edit] Sports

Kingwhick is a fan of several sports. Below is a list of some of his favorites:

[edit] Music

The following are some of Kingwhick's favorite musicians and comedians:

[edit] Television & Film

Kingwhick is a couch potato, therefore TV and motion pictures are among his favorite pastimes.

[edit] Other

[edit] Books

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