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[edit] Werewolf Babies

Werewolf Babies are an ancient race of beings, being equally wolf and equally baby, yet wholly evil. Such babies resist the appellation of "infantile" or "innocent" through their unholy attributes of deeply-wrinkled countenances, which resemble the festering flesh of the undead; complete failure to "coo"; and a preference of blood over breastmilk.

Werewolf Babies are known to frequent twilit forests, wherein they emit the instantly recognizable cry of the werewolf baby.

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