User talk:Kermit the Frog

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[edit] Welcome

Hello, welcome to Wikipedia. Here's your accordion. Template:Stuffthateveryoneelseistoolazytodo

You might find these links helpful in creating new pages or helping with the above tasks: How to revert a page, stubs, Naming conventions, Manual of Style. (You needn't pay any attention to the last two; if you make any mistakes, there's always somebody who has nothing better to do than fix your screwups.) You should read our policies at some point too; if you don't like them, feel free to throw tantrums until they're changed to your liking. Most importantly, you should befriend Wikipedia:Votes for deletion: a lot of your articles are likely to end up there.

You should start by creating some lists. Lists are good; they're even better if the categorization is very specific. Everyone wants to know who belongs on a List of polydactyl Roman dictators with more than five children, at least two of which were boys.

If you have any questions, get bent. Don't bother asking for help; nobody cares.

• If you made any edits before you got an account, well, that wasn't too bright of you.

• You can sign your name using three tildes, like this: ~~~. If you use four, you can add a datestamp too. You'll probably want to add a bunch of Unicode to your signature: all the cool kids are doing it. If not, you'll want to make a signature that has nothing to do with your username.

• If you ever think a page or image should be deleted, please list it at the votes for deletion page. Expect lengthy and fruitless debates which will likely turn into acrimonious flamewars. Expect certain busybodies to mess with whatever you write there. There is also a votes for undeletion page, but nobody pays much attention to it, so don't waste your time.