User:Kelliebelle

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[edit] Kelly Strawinski

Kelly Strawinski was amazing from the beginnning. She was the middle kid. Unfortunatly both sisters went insane soon after birth. The older sister, Krispix, used this amount of craziness to become a famous guitar player and artist. Most of the time she sang about, and painted her sidekick Asa. Kelly's Younger sister, Katie, first used her craziness to brainwash everyone into calling her KT. Next she became the most famous weird-noise-maker in the entire world.You may know her from her "Squirly-Dolphin" noise. Then she became the first person to make that strange of a noise on the moon. Eventually she became a super hero. And KT and her sidekick Olive went around the world saving people from silence. Now, Her parents...well...they were pretty crazy themselves, Her Mom, Tyler (yes its a boy's name) Loved nething to do wid toilets so she went into waste water treatment. Her Dad, Jimbo, Liked criminals so he became a lawyer and defended criminals around the world.

[edit] ANYWAY, back to Kelly.

As you can imagine growing up in this household was very difficult. But Kelly survived and she joined forces with her best friends, Hanbanan and Emileo. (because non of them had sidekicks)And together they created the greatest movies the world had ever seen. So Kelly went on to become the greatest director on the planet and married Zac Efron( a great actor). They had 5 kids which they named : Hanbanan, Emileo, KT, Krispix, and anklesniffer. They all lived happily ever after. And of course Kelly went and visited her 2 insane sisters in the asylum often. About 100 years after all of this kelly died a tragic death by being buried in too much fan mail. KT and Krispix were eventually betrayed by their sidekicks and were killed.

If you need a sidekick... Call 1-800-sideykicker here is a list of ones that are available:

  • Olive
  • Asa
  • Lamp boy
  • Captain Underpants
  • Bella Goth
  • D.J. Tom