User:Keith in the woods
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Keith in the Woods are a melodic death metal/power metal/heavy metal band from Derby in Britain.
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[edit] History
The idea of the band was formed at Sophie's birthday party in summer 06. Alfie said that the now dead and gone inflammable band should be called keith in the woods. This never happend because ben [who started inflammable] thought "inflammable" was way cooler. However Dan and Joe decided to take this idea further with a new band a couple of months later.
Its been a hard struggle finding band members and a lead vocalist and keyboardist are still needed. If you live in derby, like melodic death/power/heavy metal, keyboard/can do screaming vocals you probably know someone called vonnie so tell her, she seems to know everyone.
Joe founded Keith in the Woods and he and dan were the first members. Initially he was inspired to play keyboard by "Bed of Razors by Children Of Bodom but then went back to his first dream to play drums. As it stands, joe does'nt actually have access to a drumkit and donations would be appreciated. All he asks for is about £60 for a three piece drumkit with double bass kicks. He would also like a cowbell. Joes decided against playing guitar as he frankly sucks but he does enjoy pissing around with tremelo bars.
Dan joined Keith in the Woods precisly 2.555666 seconds after Joe brough up the subject and he would like to think that he has helped the band get through its problems, such as realising that Jaz will never play bass for us, and that Tom would rather have an asian friend before being our vocalist. Dan has been playing guitar for a year and is acceptable; but everyone, apart from Alexi Laiho could improve. He uses an Epiphone les paul custom but is planning to buy a Jackson RX10D. Again, donations are welcome. Dan also enjoys using tremelo bars but believes the sould be used by the person playing guitar, not by Joe grabbing at it when someone else is playing.
Andy joined Keith in the Woods when Joe told him to in late November. Andy can play bass well but just needs a song to learn, so Joe told him to learn "Are You Dead Yet?" by Children Of Bodom. Andy has some quite frankly awesome ideas to put towards the band, such as everyone wearing afros in varing colours and using terrorists in live performances. He uses an Encore bass.
The news of koya joining the band is has heightened the bands spirits and lead to "works like a crack whore" to be created. Whereas Koya has only recently taken up guitar, he is progressing well and is much better than joe, who cant play power chords. Koya has the exorcist theme tune and a song with 2 random chords that he doesnt know in his knowledge and is learning "self esteem" by The Offspring.
[edit] Current line-up
Joe "Goose" - drums
Dan "ramP" - lead guitar/ukulele
Andy "emo kid" - bass
Koya - rhythm guitar.
[edit] Former members (kind of)
Jas "jazzy Fizzle" - bass
Tom "pirate" - vocals, ukulele
[edit] Track Listing
1: Penarse
2: The Lemon of Doom
3: AAG
4: Hate Hobbit
5: Turban Crew
6: Chesspiece Gangrape
7: Looks like a duck with glasses
8: ʕʊŋṬ ʄḶɑΡ
9: Works like a crack whore
10: Like a lemon, thats right, like a lemon
Bonus tracks:
Tihs=elpoep (people=shit by Slipknot backwards)
The Tremolo Bar of Destiny
[edit] Trivia
- Keith in the Woods are influenced by Children Of Bodom, Slipknot, Bullet for my Valentine, System of a Down and Tenacious D. They have a track list but no songs to go with them.
- Song writing is in progress and "Hate Hobbit" has 5 lines written.
- Keith in the Woods mascot is a hyper trainee ninja grim reaper called Melvin. The idea of Melvin was invented in a maths lesson when Joe tried to draw a new type of flying v. It sucked soo badly that Dan could see a little grim reaper in the making. A few tweeks and Melvin was born.
- Keith in the Woods hate Green Day, Nirvana (band) and Mcfly
