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[edit] REMOVED FROM ITS PROPER PLACE BY OLD MEN WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN EDIT EVERYONE ELES'S ARTICLES

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[edit] Phdyhsuyursiogy

Created in 2006, Phdyhsuyursiogy is the study of Joshua John Sims, born in Bristol 23rd February 1990. The first major pioneer of Phdyhsuyursiogy was Simon L. Haines.


[edit] Simon L. Haines

Simon L. Haines started his analysis of Joshua John Sims on the 27th of February 2006, a few days after Joshua John Sims' 16th birthday, although it has recently been suggested that he started the psychoanalysis before this date.


[edit] The first Phdyhsuyursiogy

The following are quotes from Simon L. Haines' first Phdyhsuyursiogy of Joshua J. Sims

"psychologists can onli tell u wot u tell them, sum1 once sed to me"

When Joshua John Sims asked for a psychoanalysis to be completed, Simon L. Haines replied; "umm i dnt know u well enuf. honestly. i cant."

"umm the fact u want my analysis might imply that you are insecure? shot in the dark you dont seem it. and if so then u lyk me use confidence as a mask. agen shot in the dark dosnt seem lyk it to me or maybe u jst playing along. or u value my long winded opinions? u 1nce told me u thought u were a failure and u often say it as a joke when u cant answer an IT question. this cud be a Freudian slip (when we reveal our true feelings by accident). or lyk when u say wot u feel bt in a jokey way bt reali mean it deep down."


[edit] petition

I am starting a petition to try and get Phdyhsuyursiogy it's own page; like it deserves. Please write your name below and thank you all for your ongoing support.

Josh Sims 27.02.2006