User:Jmeriot

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JmeRiot is a totally awesome guy who has like 1,000,000 muscles and 2,000,000 brain points. Brain points show how smart you are and he is smarter than everyone. He got the high score on Brain Points by defeating 2 6-headed dragons simultaniously by weidling dual-sabers and jumping onto them after backflipping off of the Empire State Building and landing with the sabers right in their hearts. This was caught on footage but has been locked in a box by the FBI, then that box was locked in a steel case by the US Army, which was then put in a glass case with millions of lasers pointing at it by the CIA who put that in an underground bunker. The bunker was then lifted and moved by Hercules and placed on the moon, and is currently being guarded by Zeus and Batman in alternating shifts. This was to protect the world from seeing it and dying of total lust and envy.

It should also be known that he is a 15th level ninja from asia. A super-world-ultimate-title champion wrestler. An olympic gold medalist. A jogger. A famous clown. And a pirate king, who has murdered more than 1,000 dinosaurs by hand.

Also, the mormon page is locked. Don't try editing it.

Games This user is addicted to computer and video games. Nintendo This user supports Nintendo. + This user plays retro games. This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. cvg-5 This user is a professional gamer. This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable. This user still enjoys the underrated Sega Dreamcast. This user still plays games on the NES. RE This user plays Resident Evil. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. SH This user plays Silent Hill. This user is an EarthBound fan. ! This user plays the Metal Gear series. This user plays the Metroid series.

General This user enjoys cooking. P This user drinks Pepsi. PEPSI This user misses Crystal Pepsi. This user is a pirate. Arrr! nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. Zombie Grrr! Brains! Brains! awesome This user is totally awesome!