User:Jess523s

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[edit] jess523s

err, i just added about a hundred user boxes...ugg thats sad. anyways, they pretty much say anything and everything that i would ever want to say, so this is very short. Also, half the boxes didn't work, and i'm tired of userboxes, so i'm just going to leave them for all to see. I'm from the blue state of oregon that is full of rednecks. I'm from the south metro area of portland, where the rednecks and normal people are about even. I am not a redneck. I am a liberal. I live in a house that is not on a farm. I do not own guns or cows. So there.

I don't plan on doing much for wikipedia. I can't even remember why i joined. I think it was becuase I wanted to give back to wikipedia for all of the information it has given me, but I'm never going to accomplish that. For one thing, there is to much info it's given me, and for another I'm lazy and don't think i have anything of importance to add.

Oh yes, and about the user boxes. I have way too many, I know, and i can't even use the excuse as "it's for statistical use" because I have one about me liking cheese, and I really doubt that would be important.


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H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
US This user uses American English.

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en-us-ca-2 This person is pretty good at speaking California English, but they still say "Frisco" sometimes.
SoE-1 This here fella or lady has a basic understanding of Southern English, meaning they probably know what "y'all" means.
pig-1 Isthay useryay isyay ableyay otay ontributecay ithway ayay asicbay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
AIM-1 This uzer has an amateur understanding of the AIM talk. Brb
nws-1 This user newspeaks ungoodwise.

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MORE This user has more userboxes.
B This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
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This user eats bananas.

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This user eats chocolate.
This user drinks water regularly.
S-0 This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

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This user eats at Taco Bell.
fan-2 This user loves the computer or video game The Sims 2.
a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician.
This user likes alternative rock.
This user has an iPod.
band-3 This user loves the band Motion City Soundtrack.
band-3 This user loves the band The Academy Is….
band-3 This user loves the band Hot Hot Heat.
band-3 This user loves the band Senses Fail.
band-2 This user likes the band Armor for Sleep.
band-2 This user likes the band Boys Night Out.
band-2 This user likes the band Fall Out Boy.
band-2 This user likes the band Hellogoodbye.
band-2 This user likes the band The Early November.
band-2 This user likes the band Panic! At the Disco.
Fx This user is interested in astronomy.
BIO
This user's favourite subject is Biology.
This user has a keen interest in physics.

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MORE This user has more userboxes.
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This user enjoys origami.
This user enjoys writing.
This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
This user enjoys reading anything.
M.D. This user likes watching House.


d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

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hs This user is a high school student.
teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
Y This user is a member of Generation Y.
sis This user has a little sister
MORE This user has more userboxes.
Future indep This user lives in the parental home, but is aspiring to leave.
This user does not pump his or her own gas.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
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This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute (especially when deadlines are approaching).
Today is December 16, 2006.
This user was born on May 23.
ubx This user uses userboxes.
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For those obsessed with humor and parody, Jess523s also has a User Page on Uncyclopedia.

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Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
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