Jesus (South Park)
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| Jesus | |
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| Gender: | Male |
| Hair: | Brown |
| Age: | Presumably 2000+ |
| Job: | Hosts Jesus and Pals |
| Religion: | Jewish |
| First Appearance: | The Spirit of Christmas |
| Last Appearance: | Red Sleigh Down |
| Voiced By: | Matt Stone |
In the animated series South Park one of the residents is Jesus. He has his own show called Jesus and Pals. He is voiced by Matt Stone.
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[edit] Jesus and Pals
Before his death, Jesus had a talk show called "Jesus and Pals" on South Park Public Access. In The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Jesus' show entered a ratings war with Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblansky's hunting programme "Huntin' and Killin'". Jesus' producer then tried to revamp the show and use the trick Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny used on Jimbo and Ned as a talk topic with them as guests to increase ratings. It lead to a huge fight until Jesus discovered what happened, and sent his producer to Hell.
[edit] The Spirit of Christmas
[edit] Jesus vs. Frosty
In this early short which started South Park the boys make a snowman which comes to life after they put a hat on him. The snowman kills Cartman and Kenny and even poses as Santa. Stan and Kyle are the only ones left and seek help from a baby Jesus who comes alive from a Nativity Scene and knocked Frosty's hat off.
[edit] Jesus vs. Santa
In this second short Jesus arrives from Heaven to seek retribution. He wants to get rid of Santa once and for all since people don't see Christmas as Jesus' birthday anymore. With help from Brian Boitano, the boys tell Jesus that Santa is keeping his birthday alive and they tell Santa if it wasn't for Jesus there wouldn't be a Christmas. Some footage from this short was used in the episode A Very Crappy Christmas.
[edit] Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
At the millennium Jesus' followers wanted to see God. God wouldn't agree to showing himself so Jesus put on a special show with Rod Stewart in Vegas. The show went horribly wrong and just as Jesus was about to be crucified again God appeared.
[edit] Super Best Friends
In this season five episode, Jesus tries to stop Blainetology after Stan tells him it has took control of Kyle's life. Jesus is shown to be a member of the Super Best Friends, (a group of religious founders). David Blaine tries to get rid of them by using a huge living statue of Abraham Lincoln but the Super Best Friends make a giant living John Wilkes Booth statue which wins the fight.
[edit] Red Sleigh Down
In this episode Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Mr. Hankey and Jesus try to save Santa from the Iraqis. When they freed him they still had to fight off many guards, one killed Jesus. Stan and Kyle replied with:
- Stan: Oh my God, the Iraqis killed Jesus.
- Kyle: You bastards.
At the end of this episode Kenny returned (having been killed off for a year from a terminal disease in Kenny Dies), when asked how did Kenny return, the people at the official South Park website replied:
- Remember how Jesus died in that episode? ... [1]
[edit] Episodes in which Jesus is prominent
- Death- First appearance.
- Damien- Has a boxing match with Satan.
- Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo- Scene in the middle of the closing credits having a Birthday Party on his own at Christmas singing Happy Birthday to me.
- Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut- Like everybody else, Jesus has had sex with Mrs. Cartman.
- The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka- Jesus and Pals enters a ratings war.
- Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus- Holds a show for the Millennium.
- Probably- Tries to get the kids to not worry about Hell.
- Fat Camp- Kenny goes on Jesus and Pals.
- Super Best Friends- Jesus and the "Super Best Friends" try to stop David Blaine.
- Red Sleigh Down- Fights Iraqis, but is killed later on.
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| Gerald and Sheila Broflovski | Grampa Marsh | Ike | Jimbo Kern | Stuart and Mrs. McCormick | Richard and Mrs. Tweek | Liane Cartman | Randy and Sharon Marsh | Shelley | Stephen and Linda Stotch | Kyle Schwartz | |||||
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| Big Gay Al | Dr. Doctor | Dr. Mephisto | Mayor McDaniels | Ned Gerblansky | Officer Barbrady | Priest Maxi | Sergeant Yates | Tuong Lu Kim | Mr. Slave | |||||
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| Students: 6th Graders | Bebe | Clyde | Craig | Dougie | Jimmy | Kevin | Kindergarteners | Pip | Timmy | Token | Tweek | Wendy Staff: Chef | Mr. Adler | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Slave | Mrs. Garrison | Ms. Choksondik | Ms. Crabtree | Nurse Gollum | Principal Victoria |
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| Jesus | Mr. Hankey | Saddam Hussein | Satan | Terrance and Phillip | Towelie | Chef's parents | |||||
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