User:JERALD SANTANA
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Jerald Santana (May 22, 1971-Present) is known to be the best spammer on Myspace. Jerald started spamming on August 10, 2005, in the Family Guy group on Myspace. His first posts were on how much the show Family Guy sucked. Ever since then, using multiple accounts, he continues to spam to this day.
Jerald Jakob Santana, born on May 22, 1971, to Dawn and Kevin Santana, was raised in the small town of Craig, New Hampshire. At age three, the family moved to Louisburg, North Carolina, and at age nine, they moved on to Antioch, California, where Jerlald currently resides. At age 11, Jerald was diagnosed with Aspergers syndrome ). Growing up, he was teased in school, and had very few friends, if any at all. At age 18, barely graduating high school, Jerlad moved into his own home, using unneeded college funds to purchase the small house. At age 23, Jerald found Myspace.com, a social networking site. He used it to his advantage, because what he lacked in social skills in reality, he could make up on this site. Browsing through the groups feature, he came across a Green Bay Packers group, which was Santana's favorite football team at the time. In that group was "spam", by a user named Phillip, which stated how much they [the Packers] sucked. Getting this idea, Jerald had an idea. First, he created a fake profile called Ghandi Man, which he used to spam the forums in early July. After his initial profile was deleted, he used his real profile to do the work. On August 10, 2005, he posted a topic called "Family Guy is gay" and in the post, he repeated the phrase over 50 times. To tease other members, he claimed to play in the NBA. Santana did this religiously up until January, when he took a month long hiatus. His return was dramatic when he met a fellow, less talented spammer named President John Stamos. Stamos' default pic was Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. His posts were about how America sucked. The two feuded for months, until Stamos retired in May, when Santana took total control. He took over the family Guy group in June, and nowdays, it is still dormant from Family Guy topics. Anyone will posts a Family Guy topic in the group are referred to as noobs and will be pwned by regulars. People who post in this group include Jerald, Jake, Brianna, Curious George, Kate, McCloud, Nick, Appleby, Chad, Hoverjet, Samantha, Yay Yay, Andrew, Cseal, Jakev287, Chris, among others from time to time. You can view Jerald's profile at http://www.myspace.com/jeraldsantana. Jerald has appeared on television frequently, inluding the Conan O' Brian show, The Tonight Show, and countless news interviews. No one has the spamming ability of Jerald Santana.
