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[edit] Jaskirat "Jez" Singh

Jaskirat Singh, or Jez as he has often been called, is most famous for captaining the Beaufort Football Team to victory in the recent Inter-House League competition, where his team Beaufort won in thrilling circumstances. He is also known for his stand-up comedy routines, natural good looks, and charismatic way of conducting himself.

Early Life

Jas was born on the 29th July 1988 in Lancaster, but soon found himself on the move to a fellow northern town, Macclesfield. It was here he grew up and developed his footballing skills.

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Recent events

In recent times, much has been made in local press about his rivalry with the well-known vagabond Gurpreet Bains. Gurpreet, also known to his friends as Brainsy and Burpreet is known to be extremely jealous of Jaskirats football skills, and has turned to drugs in the past. In 2005 he was arrested for allegedly eating "shit" but the allegations were dropped due to insufficient evidence. Why the rivalry developed to such an extent is a real mystery and many have tried to suggest reasons for it being so fierce; however the common consensus is that Gurpreet is bitterly resentful of his Birmingham upbringing, compared to the relative luxury that Singh lives in, in the multicultural and diverse town of Cheltenham.

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