Jason Wallace
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Jason Wallace (born 06/04/1983) is a Stirling based accountant, businessman and entrepreneur. Currently he is the joint director of Live the Dream Enterprises which he runs with Billy Rankin, a Financial Adviser based in Ayrshire.
An ex-footballer with Dundee United F.C., he turned to the business world after being dropped out of the team for being, in the words of the manager, "rubbish in every position". He has made his fortune by various means, notably by venturing into the entertainment and event management fields, and engaging in massive drug-dealing. He is reputed to control 75% of Scotland's cannabis-market. But he has not limited his investment in this area solely. More recently he has ventured, with considerable success, into the Film industry, producing, directing and acting in the short modern classic «I Literally Left my Heart in San Francisco».
Jason claims to have personally coined various catch phrases, such as "Livin' the Dream", "S'right", "Fitba's Gid" and "Sook ma Root", although these claims have been disputed by some of his closest friends, who describe him as "a pathological liar" and "something of a tosser".
Jason is pale, and too tight with his money. He talks too loud. Nobody loves him.