User:Jamswede
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A new craze has sent shivers down the spine of talented musicians, producers and shazzers of the music industry. We have even heard rumors that angry mums and Dads and Cliff Richard fans have started a petition to close us down for gross rudeness and copyright infringements.On a Positive note The Complaints Department has reached its desired targets for the first eight months and are still releasing as much tripe as we did at the start of the year. On average a CD every 3.8.7.4.3.0003 days. For The makers of these cds its a mental scrub for when there brains are feeling filthy, a kind of stupid ideas laxative. The complaints dept is here too archive the chaff for future generations and a copy of every release will be saved for lliana and Paul Robinson when they arrive in the uk in there mothership in years too come, because in 2008 bronsonstep will be the only music that is available too buy, Im sure Paul would thank us for this. lliana on the other hand wouldn't give 2 shits. possibly because of her dolchelotte minge flaps. If this interests you please jerk off in a stamp addressed envelope and send it to the person hate most or altertivley send a email to Wrong Music!!!
You can buy the Complaints Cd's from the compaints dept webpage http://www.thecomplaintsdept.co.uk/
Some of the releases so far:
CRAP002 / So sasauge crew - Pig up your Blanket CRAP003 / Thigh Master - Thigh Master CRAP004 / The best devil women album in the world ever! CRAP005 / DJ Fruitpolo - Mix for ex-friends volume 1 CRAP006 / Mukkhabarat CRAP007 / Sharon Smith Quartet - Nightmare CRAP008 / The Benzols - Live at your mum's place CRAP009 / Permanent Bag System - Lifetime 1600 CRAP010 / So Sausage Crew - 21 sausages to go please CRAP011 / Sharon Smith Quartet - More technical methods CRAP012 / Sharon Smith Quartet - Less technical methods CRAP013 / The Benzols - Deeper inside the benzols CRAP014 / DJ Fruitpolo - Mix for ex-friends volume 2 CRAP015 / V/a - The Eurovision Wrong Contest CRAP016 / 747474 - On the meter CRAP017 / ARFM200 - Live CRAP018 / THANK YOU REG CRAP019 / Popadom Pavlova - Get ajax rage CRAP020 / Lunatiki - Mandarin biscuit land CRAP021 / Roger Species - Tea bagging CRAP022 / The turkey amoeba CRAP023 / Arch of the esurient brotherhood - The Insurmountable Oppression CRAP024 / Nwodtlem - Something aboot doogpoorn CRAP025 / The Gross Consumer - Clubbers guide to the craplist CRAP026 / DJ Scotch Egg - Scotch Dub CRAP027 / Billy rubin deficiency - Gilberts syndrome CRAP028 / V/a - 20 massive devil woman hits CRAP029 / V/a - The kids eurovision Wrong Contest CRAP030 / Gus inside CRAP031 / Robinson crusoe's Lsd experience cd CRAP032 / Zupaphoughkoff - Live CRAP033 / Salmon fishcakes vol 7 CRAP034 / Fletch CRAP035 / So Sausage crew - The Butchers best bits CRAP036 / Zupaphoughkoff - What do you mean CRAP037 / Crap karaoke kings - Crap karaoke kings CRAP038 / Sharonasaurus CRAP039 / Power tool posse - DIY? coz we gotta CRAP040 / V/A - The curse of eldorado CRAP041 / The Notourious c.h.a.v - Maderia Drive Meltdown CRAP042 / The Wrong Music Nativity Play CRAP043 / CURRY AT DIXONS CRAP044 / Sharon Smith Quartet - Dennis was a nice guy, even though we were always taking drugs CRAP045 / Billy fucker - What went wrong CRAP046 / V/a - Blashford Snells CRAP047 / V/a - Max Bygraves Rolls Off CRAP048 / Sharon Smith Quartet - The real slim Sharon CRAP049 / Happy Goth - Happy Goth CRAP050 / V/a - HELP THE AGED CRAP051 / V/a - my bomtempi your bomtempi CRAP052 / Burnt bacon, right? - doubly eggsited CRAP053 / Hot roddy - hot roddy plays elvis CRAP054 / V/a - the worst tracks we said we'd never release volume 1 CRAP055 / Sharon smith - Meterheads CRAP056 / Clownmurderer - Justice for ipod twats CRAP057 / The Incredible Mr Testacle - Bum Rush the Show CRAP058 / Sharon smith quartet - Bad Baby Television CRAP059 / THE WORD OF LINDA CRAP060 / Listen and Cringe - The Punishment of Morgan CRAP061 / The Groggs - Take off eh CRAP062 / DJ Ham and CHeese SandwichParty Food Mix CRAP063 / BADMETALFACEHEADROCKpresents Avenge the son of the panther full moon killers power balls CRAP064 / Is ross kemp a twat, key stage 3 exam - Dodgy CRAP065 / Permanent Bag System - Lucas CRAP066 / Pork Hagen - Royster CRAP067 / Valino Collswothprot - The Buvar light Experiments CRAP068 / Three Shit Mafia - Pukin Up Some Sizzurp CRAP069 / THE BEST LOOP IN THE WORLD FROM THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD CRAP070 / The Chip Shop Boys - Chip Shop Boys in A Chip Shop World CRAP071 / The Terriblist - Reckoning Ability CRAP072 / Joey - Joeyz Baked Beats CRAP073 / V/a - Flid CRAP074 / Sharon smith - i'd do anything for 50p CRAP075 / Baffoon - njorl CRAP076 / Baffoon - Baffoon CRAP077 / Joey - Joeyz Spaghetti Loops CRAP078 / Sharon smith - Guiilty part mixed information CRAP079 / Roger Species - Play This Film Loud CRAP080 / Sloan-Kettering - Family Mismatch CRAP081 / Moira Stewart Sinfonetta - Bibliotheque Publique CRAP082 / Guantanamo Bay Noise Crew - Now thats what i call interrogattion music volume1 CRAP083 / The Wrong Devil Woman Nativity Play CRAP084 / The Complaints Dept - Same cat with those Evil eyes CRAP085 / V/a - The worst tracks we said we'd never release volume 2 CRAP086 / The JCB Sessions CRAP087 / Lord Tit and his titmates - Total Fucking Package CRAP088 / Pink Windmill - NoImp Chutney CRAP089 / DJ Dickfingers - Mix for dicks 66 CRAP090 / DJ Sarah Wilson - How clean is your microhouse? CRAP091 / Ebola - Pinapple Dance
