User:Jacquez/Girls' Bike Club

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[edit] GBC membership & chronology

Name When Inducted Why Inducted
Phil Collins GBC I "composing Oscar-nominated treacle"
Jeremy London GBC I "Marijuana possession, I think? And vandalizing a cell phone, and he was screaming at his girlfriend or something."
Brian Bonsall GBC I Family Ties, DUI
Eric Roberts GBC I "Eric Roberts on a girls' bike -- that is comedy, right there."
David Hasselhoff GBC I DUI
Corey Haim GBC I/II
Billy Joel GBC II "Trees three, Billy Joel zero."
Matthew Perry GBC II
Jason Priestley GBC II
Robert Iler GBC II The Sopranos, robbery, possession of marijuana
Lex from Survivor GBC II
Nick Nolte GBC II DUI
Martin Lawrence GBC II
Andy Dick GBC II
Marlon Brando GBC II "I hear you, but -- Brando? On a girls' bike? That is some funny shit right there."
Todd Bridges GBC II
Gary Coleman GBC II
Scott Weiland GBCII "He says he is, but he never shows up to ride with them."
Tom Cruise GBC II "But he's convinced that his girls' bike is actually a boys' bike, and he will not be dissuaded. He's super-defensive about it."
Vince Neil GBC II
Brian Wilson GBC II "Brian Wilson wears his girls' bike as a hat."
GBC III
Marvin Gaye GBC III Getting killed by his own father
Marvin Pentz Gay Sr GBC III Killing Marvin Gaye. "I'm at the grocery store and the, whatever, Hot Grocery Hits FM is playing a Marvin Gaye song, and my first thought is of Marvin Gaye and his manslaughtering dad on a tandem bike."
Chang and Eng Bunker GBCIII
Sonny Chiba GBCIII
"The guy with the glasses from Drunken Master GBCIII
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Steven Seagal
Chuck Norris
Ralph Macchio
Pat Morita
Jet Li
All the Baldwin brothers GBC III "I think you have to put all the Baldwins in the GBC in order to make Billy tolerable."
Ted Kennedy GBC III
Elvis GBC III
Earnest Hemingway GBC III "He's got a rhino head affixed to the basket and everything."
F. Scott Fitzgerald GBC III "He'd be passed out facedown in the gutter, all tangled up in his bike, reeking of absinthe -- not really the leadership qualities we're looking for."