User:J. D. Pfaff

J.D. Pfaff is the alias name of a Human being that resides in the Western hemisphere, but not in the ocean.

What I think I believe in:

dumb

This user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.

CBC

This user is a CBC Radio fanatic.

no
ads

This user stands against advertisements on Wikipedia.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and/or drinks both. This user may prefer other soft drinks.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

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This user is a professional procrastinator.

Please be nice/patient,
This user is a New Wikipedian

This user BOINCs.

This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.