User:Hazelfo

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		The Barnstar EATEN BY A BEAR
		I, --Diabolos 02:21, 18 August 2006 (UTC), hereby award Hazelfo the The Barnstar EATEN BY A BEAR for summarizing this edit[1] with It would look weird to say he was divorced from a lady it never said he married.

Marginally crazed fan^{[citation needed]} for The Venture Bros., Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick. On the latter two you can see her handiwork.^{[citation needed]}

In less recent and more less serious reporting, she works for these guys^{[citation needed]} and these guys^{[citation needed]} , where she does perhaps fifteen minutes of actual work^{[citation needed]} each day before boredly surfing where no man has surfed before.^{[citation needed]}

She also makes flippant Wikipedia entries^{[citation needed]} (possibly including this one,^{[citation needed]} ) and can't be trusted with any piece of secret information.^{[citation needed]} Often she feels the urge to shout out her own PIN number.^{[citation needed]} The user has also joined MENSA,^{[citation needed]} which was the stupidest thing she's ever done.^{[citation needed]}

Somebody has also recently given her one of those Barnstars. She feels fulfilled, and can now die happy.

	The Best Knock Knock Joke
	You: I know the best Knock Knock joke ever. Victim: Really? Let me hear it. You: Okay, you start. Victim: Knock knock. You: ... Victim: ...

AND SO:

Fake Life VB Go Team Venture! This user is a fan of the Venture Bros. series. This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made. This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy. CSI This user follows the evidence. BSG This user is a fan of the original Battlestar Galactica... but is NOT a fan of that soap opera in space series. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers. ' This user is a "Kramer." 4 This user watches Channel 4. >_< This person dislikes anime. This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was. This user likes to play games on his or her Mac, but is getting awfully sick of Breakout. MINE-0 This minesweeper doesn't know what the heck is going on. ’M Wild Missingno. appeared! ' . - This user is too tired to go to the grocery (looks like toothpaste for dinner again...) This user loves silent movies. 2 deleted ubxs This user has created 2 deleted userboxes.

Life This user is from Brooklyn, New York, United States of America. This user is of English ancestry. This user is a professional writer or journalist. Ø This user is a recluse. This user suffers from Astigmatism. This user writes poetry. POEM This user has had one of his/her poems published. This user prefers cold weather. This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree. This user enjoys sewing. This user is a swimmer. M This user is a member of Mensa. This user drinks bubble tea. This user is a Go player. + This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. This user is a proud cyclist.