User:Funkychicken65

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Real Name: Cash Joseph Daddy Contribution to wikipedia: Little-None

This is my story...

Ca$h Daddy is the evil side of a certain individual (Mr. Smash). He is in a permament state of rest until he is summoned by the consumption of alcohol. He claims to be a mountain with a river running through it. Among his fights, Ca$h most vividley recalls one that he had with a fierce competitor; the parking meter. Ca$h rarely uses objects either then his fists (whom he has named Law and Order), when he is in battle, although on certain occasions he must bring with him his war helmet (trash can lid), which he fashons tightly to his scalp. The war helmet was won in a great battle aginst a hobo on st.cathrine street. The hobo asked cash for some change, this really pissed him off, so Cash proceded to smash the stranger. After three minutes of pure kombat, Cash snapped his fingers and walked away. Some of his other great battles were: the fight against andrew the emperor and Brandon, who threatened him with colt 45. Cash has sworn that "one day i will take my thrown back from the great Andrew...one day......!!!" The one battle wound that cash carries with him is that of a broken tooth which was given to him by and egyptian soldier, who learned his lesson afterwards. When ever he comes into contact with a female, he forces them to endure his "package" for hours on end.

Famous quotes: - "Im just gunna have one more, i swear steve." - "That parking meter is disrespecting me...that bee is disrespecting me" - "please let me have a powerbar i need it. If you try to stop me ill kill you."