Figure Drawing (Beavis and Butt-Head episode)

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Figure Drawing is an episode of the animated series Beavis and Butt-head. For the art form, see figure drawing.

[edit] Plot

Walking past the school in the evening, the boys see Mr. Driessen handing out flyers for Art Night. Mr. Driessen tells the boys that there are refreshments such as nachos inside, so the boys enter. Inside, they change the sign, "Figure Drawing Class" to "U Draw Ass". They then overhear a woman talking about how she will become nude for the class to sketch her, and believing that they have the power to convince people via signs, walk into the classroom. The boys, amazed by the fact that they are seeing a nude woman right in front of them, fail to notice that it is a class, and are given paper and a pencil each. However, all they do with the supplies is just pass notes to her (which she ignores) and draw stick figures with large breasts. After a short break, the rest of the class returns with a different model - a male one. The boys quickly leave.

[edit] Quotes

  • Art teacher: Why aren't you boys drawing anything?
Butt-head: Uh, we were gonna, like, draw her when we get home.
  • Art teacher: Why aren't you two leaving?
Beavis: Uh, you're a dude, right?
Art teacher: Yeah.
Beavis: Our "pencils" are hard.
Art teacher: Strange. I don't see any art supplies on your desks.
Butt-head: He has an erection. Huh, huh.