User:FactoidCow

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This is not a cow.
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This is not a cow.

[edit] History

The shadowy figure known only as FactoidCow made his first edit in July of 2006. Since then, he has worked tirelessly to improve Wikipedia, at least when he had nothing better to do.

[edit] Interests

FactoidCow is reportedly interested in books, computers, and chewing the cud. He does not like cow tipping.

[edit] Reputation

The mysterious aura surrounding FactoidCow has led to a number of rumors. One of the most popular stories is that he is an actual cow, although some Wikipedians have pointed out the difficulty of typing with hooves. Others claim that he is a former Soviet agent working out of a cow pasture in Uzbekistan. Still others say that he is a form of AI, developed to study mad cow disease, that escaped onto the internet. FactoidCow could neither confirm nor deny these rumors.