User:EVula/sidebar/languages

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I'm taking a minor wikibreak while the show I'm in opens and closes. We open on the 1st and close on the 16th, so I should get back to my regular editing sometime around the 18th. I'll still be around a bit, but won't be doing nearly as much editing.

Languages en This user is a native speaker of English. US This user uses American English. du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration. BS This user can speak Bullshit. gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English. PC-0 I am politically incorrect. Hence, I will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over myself trying to be inoffensive.

I would certainly like to think this is pretty self-explanatory, but here goes:

• English. Duh.

• Specifically, American English. Sorry, but I don't like extra "u"s. :P

• While it certainly isn't my greatest accomplishment, I'm proficient enough with dumbass to, if not carry on a conversation, at least comprehend it.

• On the flipside, I can bullshit like nobody's business.

• I hate gibberish, which is a shame, since I live in Nashville, and sometimes have clumsy attempts at communication thrust upon me by locals.

• Me fail English? That's unpossible!

• Fuck political correctness.