User:Erik the Appreciator

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en This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is a jokester or comedian.
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This user lives in California.
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This user is a member of the Pokémon Collaborative Project.

[edit] Routine joke feature

My Jokes Advance Wars of Laughter.

What do you get when you click a Black Hole officer's ass? A Blue Moon officer.

Very corny, I'm sure. I'll do better below:

So COs from the various countries were headed toward a CO convention in the center of Omega Land and were taking trains over there. In one cabin in particular, the Green Earth COs Eagle and Javier were sitting across from the beautiful COs of Orange Star, Nell and her younger sister Rachel. As the train entered a tunnel, an audible kissing sound was heard in that cabin, followed by an audible slap. When the train exited the tunnel, this was what was on each CO’s mind:

  • Nell: “Javier tried to steal a kiss from my sister!”
  • Rachel: “Javier tried to kiss me but kissed Nell by mistake!”
  • Eagle: “Javier stole a kiss and I was the one who got slapped for it!”
  • Javier: “Not bad! I just kiss the back of my hand, and then I get to hit Eagle! And oh, look, here comes another tunnel!”

[edit] Introduction

Ahoy, and hello to you! Yes, this is my user page, the one I have set up as my outpost on Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can fiddle around with. I am Erik Jensen, a 20-year-old (as of August 7: Jimbo Wales would be proud!) white male editing from California where times are registered 7 hours late by this site’s time scale, but you can just call me Erik wherever I appear. My ethereal visage can be found here, which is a link to my college multimedia teacher's own site. You’ll find a Quicktime movie starring me and all my classmates that teaches the effects of drugs on our various psychoses. I'm the first guy in the montage waving the pencil, and also the one at the end with the beautiful yellow teeth... Okay, I'll just leave it at that!

Now for some elaboration on what I actually do as a Wikipedian. I primarily do heavy editing work at Nintendo-related articles, and my main focuses are on Pokemon, Golden Sun, and Super Smash Bros-related articles. Mainly because I know more about these subjects than I do my own body... But anyway, as a member of the Pokémon Collaborative project (WP:POKE), the brunt of my editing revolves around taking what exists in the biology/characteristics and video game sections of any given Pokemon creature article like this, re-organizing and expanding the info of those sections into organized, mostly encyclopedic sets of passages like this, and therefore leaving the article itself with a solid base for the rest of the WP:POKE team to idealize into something like this (In other words, I won't bother with the intro, anime, and merchandising stuff, hopefully leaving that for everyone else). Sound good? I know I'm good working this way. And please don’t hesitate to talk to me about anything I may do wrong; I won't bite. ^_^

[edit] My News Section

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[edit] Golden Sun Wiki

Say hello to my new pastime: a Golden Sun-centric Wiki. This is gonna be downright fun; I'm gonna help it become THE ULTIMATE GOLDEN SUN RESOURCE WONDERLAND, me being a fanatical fan of the series and all. I commend Dracobolt for starting this project, and am hoping that something grand can be attained that all Golden Sun fans will appreciate. Erik Jensen (Appreciate|Donate) 16:54, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Bunch of Miscellany

Now Playing on /Erik's Sandbox: Golden Sun character infoboxes.
Now Playing on /Erik's Rationale: A full list of articles I can edit.
Now Playing on /DS vs. PSP: I will update two issues worth by # 211.
Now Playing on /The Jokery: Oh look: A joke about Wikipedians!
Now Playing on /Keepers: Now open for submissions. Found a gem? Drop it here.
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A flower is more valuable than a field of scattered petals.
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The Original Barnstar
A barnstar for doing a full rewrite of the Shuppet article. Ac1983fantalk • contribs) 20:23, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
The Original Barnstar
For all your contributions to the Pokémon Collaborative Project, you are awarded a barnstar, Minun (talk) 17:21, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
  • This was certainly intriguing, but this is undeniably classic! And this and this makes it even more so. Come see my interpretation of all that at /Erik's Rationale.
  • The work of a trusted confidant.
  • Maybe it's just me, but I didn't find this to be all that funny...
  • My Dick outshines your Dick, mister Black.
  • [1]This I have long believed to be the standard in the sort of article Wikipedia vilifies, 'til recently that is.
  • This is very good. What makes it funny is that the subject matter, especially in the second paragraph, seems to be entirely true.
  • This category seems to be missing a pair. As far as I know, each fictional male has a pair for himself.
  • This has to be the most gut-bustingly funny article version ever posted on Wikipedia.

[edit] Wiki Berries

A Wiki Berry is an item in the GBA Pokemon games that increases health but has a chance to leave its consumer confused. Now I know there's a connection between that and this online encyclopedia that's on everybody's mind constantly, but is the berry named after the 'pedia or is it the other way around? Whatever the case, in an attempt to get into character, I invented my own term for giving an article a much-needed expansion, which is "giving it a Wiki-Berry." The resulting scope for confusion can safely be left to the imagination. Well anyway, this is a list of my most major rewrites on Wikipedia. For clarity, I have all non-Pokemon-related articles arranged up here:

Non-Pokemon pages:

As for all the Pokémon creature articles, I have made my more major rewrites to the ones in the following Pokedex-ordered list below, so that each one of them is now next to complete. Though I worked on many more pages, they were just card info in general, but these are huge rewrites of biology sections, video game info, and reorganizations of entire sections, in addition to any missing card info. All Pokemon in bold are the ones that are the most recent (they have been done since the start of August 2006):

First Generation:

Second Generation

Third Generation

Fourth Generation
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