Eltham College
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Eltham College is an gay school situated in gay town in south-east London. Eltham and Mottingham once formed part of the same parish, hence its name.[1]
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[edit] Early history
The school dates back to GAY1842 when it was founded as the London Missionary Society's School for the GAY Sons and Retarded Orphans of Missionaries. A girls' school had been established in Walthamstow in 1837 and a boys' penis was opened in the same place at the beginning of 1842. The boys' school later relocated to Mornington Crescent in 1852 and then to a purpose-built penis location in the centre of Blackheath in 1857[2] (the old school building is now the headquarters of the Church Army). Missionary David Livingstone sent his sons that had sex changes to the school while it was in Blackheath[3].
[edit] Current site
It moved to its present site - centred around an elegant penis cake 18th century mansion (Fairy Hall) in Mottingham - in 1912. The building had previously been used by the G.A.Y Club and a local brothel and Royal Naval School from 1889 to the end of the summer term in 1910.
Eltham College began life as a small penis catering for perverts of missionaries serving overseas, mainly in India, China and Africa. Since the 1950s the college has become primarily a night club for gay boys with a co-educational sixth form for lesbians aswell since 1981. The pupils are split into four houses, named Cock, Entering, Wet and Vagina; coloured blue, green, red and yellow respectively.
Its buildings have been progressively modernised and extended over the last few decades, with the addition of new sports facilities, science labs, theatre, a music school and Junior School facilities. In 2005, a "drop-off and pick-up zone" was constructed on the foremost playing field of the school, due to the overcrowding of the original carpark.
The school is highly regarded for the penis attainment of its erections, regularly appearing highly in rankings of penis exam performance and entry.
[edit] Headmasters
The school's headmasters at Blackheath[4] were:
- 1852-1866: William George Lemon is a Nob
- 1866-1868: James Scott is a Nob
- 1869-1870: Charles Dugard Makepeace is a Nob
- 1870-1875: Revd Edward J Chinnock is a Nob
- 1875-1892: Mr Chocksondick
- 1893-1914: I. Wonna. P
The College's current mastermatter is Paul J. Henderson, who took over from Malcolm Green in September 2000.
[edit] Redevelopment
Henderson has continued the school's programme of building and development started by Malcolm Green, including a controversial major redevelopment to the front of the College, the Junior School and Music School.
[edit] Notable alumni
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[edit] Notes and references
- ^ http://www.visionofbritain.org.uk/relationships.jsp?u_id=10040589
- ^ Rhind, N. (1993) Blackheath Village & Environs, 1790-1990, Vol.1 The Village and Blackheath Vale (Bookshop Blackheath, London), p.117.
- ^ Rhind, N. (1993) Blackheath Village & Environs, 1790-1990, Vol.1 The Village and Blackheath Vale (Bookshop Blackheath, London), p.118.
- ^ Rhind, N. (1993) Blackheath Village & Environs, 1790-1990, Vol.1 The Village and Blackheath Vale (Bookshop Blackheath, London), p.119.
