User:Editor at Large/Courtroom

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[edit] WikiLand vs. Doomsday349

[edit] Preliminary Inquiry

Bailiff: The courtroom is currently closed to all personnel as WikiPolice sweep the room for any weapons. The trial will begin within the next 24 hours.

Bailiff: The courtroom is now open. Security check is now over.

Clerk: The trial will begin in a few minutes.

Clerk: The court will please come to order. The Honourable Judge Editor at Large presiding. Preliminary Inquiry, WikiLand vs. DoomsDay349 Case #916564789213942134651198687651651654 for treason and passing hazardous material across international borders.

Bailiff: Her Honor Editor at Large has entered! All rise!


Judge enters very slowly and slumps in chair

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Defense The defense must apologize for the delay. I met unforeseen obstacles, and was unable to come. Regretfully, I must retire now, and thus hope that you might consider rescheduling. Thank you.


Judge: jumps out of chair

Wha? Oh. *ahem* Court adjourned until such a time as will be found to work for both parties. Thank you for your patience. *strikes gavel*

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