Dumbbell Indemnity

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The Simpsons episode
"Dumbbell Indemnity"
Episode no. 194
Prod. code 5F12
Orig. Airdate March 1, 1998
Writer(s) Ron Hauge
Director Dominic Polcino
Chalkboard "Silly String is not a nasal spray"
Couch gag The family is crushed into a cube.
Guest star(s) Helen Hunt as Renee
SNPP capsule
Season 9
September 21, 1997May 17, 1998
  1. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
  2. The Principal and the Pauper
  3. Lisa's Sax
  4. Treehouse of Horror VIII
  5. The Cartridge Family
  6. Bart Star
  7. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  8. Lisa the Skeptic
  9. Realty Bites
  10. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  11. All Singing, All Dancing
  12. Bart Carny
  13. The Joy of Sect
  14. Das Bus
  15. The Last Temptation of Krust
  16. Dumbbell Indemnity
  17. Lisa the Simpson
  18. This Little Wiggy
  19. Simpson Tide
  20. The Trouble with Trillions
  21. Girly Edition
  22. Trash of the Titans
  23. King of the Hill
  24. Lost Our Lisa
  25. Natural Born Kissers
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"Dumbbell Indemnity" is the sixteenth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season.

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[edit] Synopsis

Upon noticing Moe's depressed state, Homer takes him out for the night to meet women. He has no luck, but meets the perfect woman on his walk home. He is not exactly smooth with Renee, but she takes a shine to him. He begins to treat her like royalty, but as a result, maxes out his Player's Club card and has to find a way to make money.

He devises a plan where Homer will steal Moe's car and destroy it on the train tracks. Homer steals the car but stops to see a drive-in movie and misses the train, so Homer switches to another plan and sinks the car to the bottom of the lake. The cops are watching him the entire time, and he goes to jail.

Homer makes a jail break and Moe eventually tells Renee about his debt, and pitches a plan to her where he will fake his death. She leaves him, and he accidentally sets the bar alight. Homer arrives to kill him, but after a brief struggle, both pass out.

Barney, who was in the bathroom, saves them both as well as two kegs and two cases of beer. Their friendship is restored. To help him, Homer lets Moe turn his house into the new hangout.

[edit] Trivia

  • Moe falls in love with a woman voiced by Helen Hunt. Hank Azaria, the voice of Moe, married Hunt a year later and divorced her a year after that.

[edit] Cultural references

[edit] Quotes

  • Moe: Hey hey, Sabu, I need another magnum of your best champagne here, huh. And bring us the finest food you've got stuffed with the second finest.
    Sabu: Excellent sir. Lobster, stuffed with Tacos. [Cut to shot of an eaten lobster wearing a minature sombrero]
  • Hans Moleman: Would you care for some reading material?
    (Homer picks up "How To Tunnel Out Of Prison".)
    Homer: Hmm, this could be useful!
    (he knocks Hans unconscious with the hardback book, and flees the cell with the cart)
  • Homer (on a book cart): (angry) Must kill Moe! (happy) Wheeeeeee! (angry) Must kill Moe! (happy) Wheeeeeee!
  • Homer's voice: Going somewheeere?
    Moe: Whaaa!?
    (A ghostly Homer appears at the bar, holding a beer.)
    Moe: Homer!
    Ghost Homer: Moooeee... MOOOOEEE! You killed mmeeeee!
    Moe: (Frightened) Hey, no, you ain't d-dead, you're just in jail!
    Ghost Homer: Oh, right. (disappears, then reappears) Wait a second! I'm in jail because of you! You were my friend and you betrayed meeeeeeeeee!
    Moe: Oh my god, you're right. I'm a monster. (begins crying)
    Ghost Homer: That's right! That's riggght! (begins drinking off the fountain)
    Moe: Get off that thing!
  • Moe: Homer, ya gotta help me!
    Homer: Oh, I'll help you, (grabs a piece of wood) HELP YOU DIE!!!
  • (Moe's pick-up lines)
    "Uhh, you look pretty clean..."
    "So hi there. Don't scream!"
  • Moe: I'm just gonna die lonely and ugly and...dead.
  • Homer: Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe! Da da da dah da da da dah, insurance fraud today!
  • Chief Wiggum: Heh, that car thief can't hold his breath forever.
    Lou: And if he can, Chief?
    Chief Wiggum: Then God help us all.
  • Homer: (Rattling his cell bars) Let me out, I'm innocent! I changed my mind! I don't want to be in here anymore!!
    Chief Wiggum: Forget it, Simpson! You're going to the chair.
    Homer: (Gasp!)
    Chief Wiggum: ...the interrogation chair.
    Homer: (Sigh of relief)
    Chief Wiggum: Plug it in, boys!
    Homer: (Gasp!)
  • Barney: Moe! Homer! (screams) The booze!!
  • Moe: I gotta tell ya something...
    Renee: Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? (to herself) Oh, Renee you sure can pick 'em.
    Moe: No,
    Renee: Oh, so, you're married?
    Moe: No no, it's just...wait, why'd you say "gay" first? (Renee shrugs)
  • Moe: (singing a Hawaiian song) Hawaii!
    Homer: (in jail) Moe? Hawaii? Who's going to Hawaii? Am I going to Hawaii?
    Wiggum: (Bangs the cell door) Stop saying Hawaii in there!
  • (when The Simpsons' house is turned into Moe's Tavern)
    Bart: Hey, Mom, I found a balloon machine in the bathroom.
    Marge: Kids, from now on, I don't want you touching anything in the house!

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