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[edit] Early Years
Paul Kowalenko was born to a family of four the 18th of June, 1986 outside of Kirovohrad Ukraine, west of the river Dnieper. While the exact details of his birth are still shrouded in mystery, it is generally accepted that Paul was born in a wheelbarrow while his older brother Johnathan, who was 3 years of age at the time, was attempting to push his pregnant mother Helen, to the nearest hospital in the former Soviet commune of Kirovohrad. Soon after Paul's birth, the Kowalenko family emmigrated to Canada in search of economic prosperity. Paul's father Walter found work with the local municipality of Toronto while Helen stayed home to raise her two young sons. Paul and his brother soon attended the local Ukrainian school, this is where Paul began his lifelong affair with Chess which he still embraces to this very day. Soon after his graduation into High School, the young Paul attended Etobicoke Collegiate Institute. Shortly after his entrance to ECI, Paul joined the High School football team, the ECI Rams, in an attempt to gain friends and bolster his alarmingly low level of self-esteem. The plan worked, and soon thereafter Paul began the first of his many achievements at ECI, peaking with his election to the position of Vice President in his senior year. During these turbulent times in his life, the young Ukrainian began smoking cigarettes to calm himself and to conform to social norms. It was also during this period that Paul took on the alias "the Rockstar" after his disregard for property and human emotion. Though the Rockstar days are still uncertain as his memories are clouded in Alcohol and intolerance(see clinical depression).
[edit] Friendship with J. Daniels
During Paul's troubled Rockstar years, he was approached by a 56 year-old resident of Tennessee named Jack Daniels. Jack took the young Ukrainian under his wing and the two shared an unspoken bond for years to come. Paul and Jack seemed to thrive off eachother's personalities and the two were immediate friends smoking cigarettes together and sharing laughs. While Paul lived in the Dominican Republic, it is said that Jack saved Paul after Paul jumped in the middle of a cock-fight in an attempt to save one of his friends Spencer Sterpin from the dangerous roosters. Although Paul's forearms were severly damaged in the incident Jack acted as a doctor for Paul, providing him with Whiskey to use as disinfectant and with an anaesthetic to dull the pain. Although Jack and Paul were intimately close friends, Jack began treating Paul in an abnormal mannor and began isolating Paul from his other friends, who were already suspicious of Jack's intentions with Paul. The tensions boiled over on an evening in Spring 2004 when Jack began telling Paul to light things on fire and cutoff friendship ties with his peers. During that night Paul assaulted a former mistress whose name remains undisclosed. During the feud Jack continued to coerce Paul and the incident pinnacled when a distraught Paul refused to be separated from his now shady friend, and had to be carried home by two friends before being forced into a trunk for his own protection. This incident effectively ended all contact between Jack and Paul and the two have met seldomly in person since.
[edit] University Career to Recent
Although his ECI career remains questionable at best, Paul graduated in 4 years and was admitted into Ryerson University for business. During his stay at Ryerson, Paul joined ACE Ryerson, who in 2006 reached the semifinals easily beating competition favourites such as Queens University. It is during this time that Paul is said to have reached his celebrity status, and is now affiliated with many CEOs CFOs and other business elite in Canada.
[edit] Other Notes
Paul Kowalenko is also notorious for his interest in wildlife. Paul is an avid naturalist and provides analysis testing on the survivability of endangered species. One species of interest to Paul is the Leopard Gecko. Paul provides these desert creatures with ideal environments and then tests their survivability by neglecting to provide them with food and water in an attempt to test how they will adapt to global warming. The results of his testing are inconclusive. Also, Paul is an arduent supporter of the Turner Broadcasting System and there are several theories linking Paul to network management. Some scholars beg to question whether or not Paul even has access to networks other than TBS.
