Dirkastan

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Dirkastan is a fictional country created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of the popular animated television series South Park. Dirkastan is often referred to in the movie Team America by being spouted as gibberish by the enemy characters.

Dirkastan is a lodging of multiple terrorist cells, whose members often associate themselves with the Islamic religion.

Dirka Dirka is the native language (a dialect of Arabic, often spoken in terrorist circles). Jews are often lynched and are not welcome in this hostile region of the Middle East. Natives of Dirkastan most likely conceal WMDs in their towels, which are wrapped around their heads. The art of balancing a towel filled with a WMD is taught to children at a very young age and is considered to be the most holy rite of passage in Dirkastan.

Dirkastan is a sandbox.

The latest national census put the number of Jews[1] in Dirkastan at seven.

Dirkastani Women[2] are often beaten.

The national export is oil, which is hoarded by the evil Dirka Dirkas, which is the affectionate Western name for the natives of Dirkastan.