User:Dinodan14

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The coolest guy ever dinodan14 is proud of his leading research in STDs, which he has found a cure for everything but selfishly uses them for himself. At the dawn of man he invented fire and the wheel. Later he ruled over Rome after Julius Cesar and slowly spread his secret society of prairie dogs westward towards north America where he funded the American revolution and then invented the deep fryer which made a large population of America fat and when the security guards were too fat to move he walked into the Whitehouse with a prairie dog army

and secretly took control of the country but did not reveal this to the county to avoid mass hysteria and confusion so dinodan went by the name Abraham Lincoln but got the union split up over the dispute if rocks counted towards the population thus splitting the north and south but dinodan knocked down general Robert E. Lees sandcastle and it made him cry but dinodan felt bad and gave him a lollipop and so the union was reunited later while at a show in Vegas John Wilks Booth shot a body double because dinodan classifies sitting as a dangerous activity so he needed the body double. Then two days later he took over Canada they were grateful because he invented hockey (originally called slap stick but was changed to hockey because it sounded gay even the original rules were replaced the original rules were used in a game called curling)he also took over Greenland and later he invented cars, T.V., Telephones, Telemarketers, prostitution, switchblades, cell phones, Playstation 1 and 2, Asia, (which was created in a failed experiment to make a people who are amazing at driving this made dinodan sad but he recovered after inventing corn) the oven mitt, and second base, (until then there was just first third and home) later he captured south America by promising lawnmowers to Mexico and drugs to Colombia. Later he led the great invasion of Antarctica which resulted in the destruction of all of south Africa but a great victory nonetheless later after world war 2 dinodan joined the U.N. and caused the cold war by poking Stalin in the back and saying it was Israel later his global conquest continued by taking Australia and liberating 20,000 prairie dogs that were imprisoned by kangaroos his conquest continued north into Indonesia with a lager army until all of Asia and central Europe was his then he fought bravely with his prairie dogs and defeated ,England ,Spain ,Germany ,France ,Norway and Paraguay in the great battle of Europe. He went on to claim every possible piece of land on earth. But during his mad quest for power there was a secrete alliance with history’s first spy Mastadmashshmovee. Masterdmarshshmovee commanded an army of badgers without Mastadmarshshmovees information on the penguin army dinodan never would have won the battle of Antarctica