Deidre Hall

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Deidre Ann Hall (born October 31, 1947 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin) is an actress who portrays Dr. Marlena Evans on the NBC soap opera Days of our Lives. She played the role originally from 1976 to 1987 and returned in 1991.

She is the twin sister of former actress Andrea Hall, who portrayed the role of Samantha Evans off and on on the serial from 1977 to 1982. The two also had a brother, John Terry Hall, who had Down's Syndrome and died in November 1999.

Hall was raised in Lake Worth, Florida and was a 1965 graduate of Lake Worth High School. After high school, she attended Palm Beach Junior College, graduating in 1967. She moved to southern California in 1970 and enrolled in acting courses at the Los Angeles City College. It was there, in the early 1970s, that her acting career began to take flight. Hall's first television experience was playing minor character Barbara Anderson on the soap opera The Young and the Restless from 1973 to 1975. Hall's first big role was as the superhero Electra Woman in the 1976 series Electra Woman and Dyna Girl. She also portrayed Jessica Witherspoon on the nighttime drama Our House from 1986 to 1988.

She was married to network executive Steve Sohmer from 1991 to 2005. Hall and Sohmer became parents via surrogacy, and the conception of their first child was chronicled in the autobiographical TV-movie Never Say Never: The Deidre Hall Story. Hall played herself in the movie.

In the early 1980s, she had a relationship with Ned Randolph, who was at that time state senator in Louisiana; he would go on to serve as mayor of Alexandria, Louisiana.

Contents 1 Trivia 2 Marriages 3 The charities 4 DID YOU KNOW? 5 See also

[edit] Trivia

• Hall is a lifelong friend of actresses Jane Elliot and Loni Anderson, as well as former congressman Mark Foley, who was also from Lake Worth.

• Hall owns a house in the Bel-Air neighborhood of Los Angeles, California (although it is rumored to be up for sale after her divorce from Steve Sohmer), as well as a condominium in her hometown of Lake Worth, Florida.

• Hall most recently lives in Santa Monica.

• Also rumored to be having long time feud with Wilford Brimley. It is said that she hid his diabetic testing supplies, and he almost lost his life.

So basically, Deidre Hall is like the coolest person on the planet. And the Russians will kill you if you think otherwise. No seriously.

Most noted for her role on Days of our Lives. The actress really hit stardom with the show Our House, where she co-stared with diva, Wilford Brimley, who is famously known for having diabeetus. Once on the set of Our House, Wilford made the mistake of talking down to Ms. Deeva Hall, and she retaliated by stealing his diabetic testing supplies. Frantic, Brimley went into a diabetic coma, and laid on his deathbed for many weeks, hence the cancellation of the show. Deidre being the Hitler enthusiast that she is, laughed hysterically while Brimley lay dying.

It is said that Wilford Brimley who resides in parts unknown is stewing up a plan to sabatage Ms. Hall's role as Dr. Marlena Evans North Craig Brady Bradford Black North soon to be Black again and take over the prized role, because he has a huge crush on the actor Drake Hogestyn, who does this weird eyebrow trick. It is said that Brimley forced the disease diabeetus on himself, so that he could fit into the size 8 wedding dress Ms. Hall wore while filming the John and Marlena wedding scenes in 1999. Brimley is a bit reluctant though, stating that "he refuses to have helmut hair!" Whatever the hell that means. But says he'll endure just about anything for Mr. Hogestyn. It's rumored that Mr. Brimley is the reason for Deidre's hiatus at the beginning of 2005.

The cast of Days of Our Lives is so fed up between the war between Ms. Hall and Mr. Brimley. They're tired of Wilford barging into scenes, and the ever so shy Mr. Hogestyn is tired of all the gifts he receives on a daily basis. The poor guy has lost touch with his eyebrow and just wants to live a peaceful life again. It's said he blames Ms. Hall for his breakdown, and wants, Ms. Hall to make it right with Wilford, so he can annoy us once again with his eyebrow lifting skills. Until then. NO EYEBROW FOR YOU.

Back in the 80's Deidre thought she was pretty amazing shit. And you know what? She was. She once conducted a fashion show out of her own closet, and performed live so that everyone could see what a real bad ass she was. She was so hot at the filming of this show, she has lasers coming out of her ass and the dimension defying stunts she performed are out of this world. She did a white girl's version of the shimmie, and even sported the spirit fingers. She makes a mean crab dip that will make you do the Harlem Shake, and even balances a spoon on her nose. And all for $49.95. But these days you can sometimes catch a bargain on ebay. It's a rare piece of footage, and Deidre doesn't like to brag, so feel extra special if you've seen this tape.

Deidre had a very eventful childhood growing up in rough streets of suburban Florida, where she rolled with the Cubans. Her friendships soon lead her to the Cuban Mafia, where it’s said she met and befriended Fidel Castro. The two share a special relationship, where he paid off officials so that she won a pageant show in her hometown, and Deidre just recently sent Castro, Wilford Brimley’s diabetes testing supplies in hopes that it would cure his cancer. Wilford once again, lays dying. Fidel repaid her kindness by naming a cigar after her, la ardilla guera. And for you English speaking folks, that stands for, The Blonde squirrel.

After her pageant “victory” Deidre won a recording session with Sean P. Diddy Combs where she recorded songs such as “Oh My Fucking Gosh” and “I Fucking Love You so” Her latest hit, “You Can Do Me There, but You Have to Turn the Lights Off First", reached number 37 in a matter of weeks. She’s secretly updating her bio, into a music video, where Beyonce is teaches her to booty bounce, and fitty cent will be singing vocals. Fitty, her new pal and newest fan club member, just presented her with friendship grillz.

Deidre just recently overcame an addiction that has left many men, panting for more and others with blue balls. Yes folks, Deidre Hall is a recovering sex-o-holic. And just recently had an ebay auction to sell off all her vibrators and sex toys. All proceeds went to Trashy Clothes for Classy Hos. The Charity was so thankful for her donation, that they named Ms. Hall “Ho of the Year”! Her acceptance speech was moving, but no one could quite understand what she was saying, she cried the whole time, and said Oh my gosh, a lot. When she was in rehab, she was bunk mates with Mary Kate Olsen.

[edit] Marriages

Deidre Hall’s been married more times than you can say “Oh my Gosh.” Here’s a list of men she’s been linked to and why they split.

• Rick James- He stole her catch phrase. “I’m Deidre Hall Bitch!”
• Bill O’Reilly- They divorced because there are just some things you don’t do with falafel. And well she preferred a SPIN ZONE.
• Kenny Rogers- Musical differences led to the demise of what seemed like a wonderful gambling good time marriage.
• Macguyver- This almost marriage fell before it began, Deidre felt like he had lied to her, when he couldn’t turn glass into a diamond ring using toilet paper, a toothpick, and cornuts.
• Wilford Brimley- The marriage never happened, as Deidre was a runaway bride. She was afraid she would contract diabetes.
• Bill Clinton- The marriage was invalid, he was already married and she was drunk and thought he was Puerto Rican. She was sooo not about Cigars for purposes other than smokin em, and he wouldn’t even smoke her signature cigar.
• Drake Hogestyn-They were drunk on a bet. When they woke up in Tokyo the next morning she screamed, she thought he was Ronn Moss.
• Chuck Norris- The Beard was just too much. And he was obsessed with roundhouse kicking her during sex.
• David Hasselhoff- He started crying during beaches and she couldn’t handle it. The song and video “Oh what a feeling” is tribute to their short marriage.
• Tom Cruise- Scientology scared the shit out of her, and he constantly would scream “Who’s your xenu in bed!?”
• Billy Joel Armstrong-He left her when she kept stealing his eyeliner and skinny jeans, and cut himself for it.
• Jason Alexander- Their marriage lasted all of 15 minutes, and had it annulled when she realized he wasn’t the guy from Seinfield.
• Haley Joel Osment- She was trying to reach Elvis, and it turns out that he doesn’t see dead people.
• Steve Erwin- Was always afraid that he’d be pwned by a stringray. Had vivid dreams about his demise, and he just wouldn’t listen. Good thing she backed out when she did. And she refused to name her first born Bindi. The damn thing used to eat her oil of olay.
• Jay Leno-Chin was rather annoying, especially during foreplay.
• Drake Hogestyn- drunk while in Cuba, Drake married Deidre to make Wilford Brimley jealous.
• Gene Simmons- this marriage ended when he wouldn’t let her be the 5th member of Kiss.
• Paul McCartney-When he wouldn’t buy her an antique vibrator, and she wouldn’t cut off her legs. And she just wasn’t amazed.
• [[Jesus Christ}}-her mother-in-law was a bitch.
• John Kerry- He stole all her botox.
• Drake Hogestyn-They woke up, he screamed, he thought she was Susan Lucci.
• Steven Tyler- kept painting pinkie nails black, and his twin sister Lauren was a bitch.
• Burt Reynolds-Didn’t realize that Smokey and the Bandit was just a movie, and Loni threatened to beat her with her wigs.
• Denzel Washington- She wanted to see if the phrase, "Once you go Black, you never go back." was true. Someone lied.
• Robin Williams-Snorted her face caviar one night, thinking it was coke.
• Richard Gere-tried to rape her pet squirrels.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger- couldn’t pronounce her name.
• George W. Bush-Voting error. The only marriage she doesn’t claim.
• Randy Savage-She tried to snap into his Slim Jim, and didn’t like it.
• The Rock-got tired of trying to smell what he was cooking.
• Gandhi-The fasting was just too much, couldn’t live without chocolate.
• Drake Hogestyn-again. She woke up in Amsterdam, and thought he was John McCook
• Lauren Koslow - Deidre digs a bitchy Kate, she was hoping for some S&M from Lauren, alas the fingernails were too much of a distraction.
• Bob Barker-Thought she was worth more than a buck, and wouldn’t neuter her cats.
• Johnny Cash-She couldn’t get him to wear black see-through lace.
• Brad Pitt-She didn’t like that he was so pretty. They were constantly trying to upstage each other.
• Lance Bass-He was gay. Who knew?
• Michael Jackson-She caught him holding her sons over a balcony. Oh Noes!
• Mr. T-He wouldn’t buy her bling, and whipped her with his gold chains when she tried some of his on. And well she pitied the fool.
• Al Roker- Divorced when he wanted a gastric bypass, she liked him fat. This is when she realized, that after going black, she could go back.
• Arsenio Hall- They fought over who was going to change their last name.
• Chris Rock-He's an irreverent racist man, and he called her cracker ass cracker too much!
• Susan Lucci- The morning after, she woke up and thought she was the crypt keeper.
• Deep Throat- Deidre’s only comments on the marriage are, “Deep throat, Deep Tongue? Not so.”
• Jim Baker-Was obsessed with one of her ex husbands, and wouldn’t stop talking about that ex’s mother. A girl can only take so much.
• Jerry Springer- She couldn’t take the audience yelling “Jerry, Jerry!” during sex.
• Larry King- He didn’t like it when she popped his suspenders. And well she’s behind some of his fashionable tie disasters.
• Nick Nolte-she was quite disappointed in his hairdo choice for his mug shot.
• Vanilla Ice-She couldn’t stay married to a guy that pisses his pants when he’s held over a balcony. And seriously Deidre Ice? She didn’t think so.
• Will Smith-He just wasn’t jiggy enough.
• James Howard Marshall-He went home to Texas and never came back.
• George Hamilton - he smelt like burnt toast.
• Drake Hogestyn- drunk once again, woke up screaming because she thought he was Eric Braedon.
• Ray Charles-He just couldn’t find the hole.
• Stevie Wonder-ditto.
• Gayle King-Wouldn’t shut up about Oprah.
• Oprah Winfrey-Wouldn’t shut up about Gayle, and Stedman well, he wanted a threesome, and Deidre couldn’t get out of that marriage fast enough.
• Gary Busey-Insisted that Deidre stood for, Demented Evil Ignoramus deadly retched Elvis, in bed, and Deidre couldn’t take his constant stupidity.
• Flavor Flav-was a contestant on the Flavor of Love. He nicknamed her Squirrely, and the rest is history, found out that fitty had given her grillz, and he flipped. She broke his clock over his face.
• William Shatner-Kept trying to sell her airplane tickets on priceline.com. And his star trek obsession was just tooooooo creepy. And he screamed “Beam me up Scotty!” during sex.
• Kid Rock-She refused to have her breasts done. Who can carry around Triple Z’s?
• Keith Richards-Fell out of two many trees, the last episode left her getting squashed.
• Drake Hogestyn-These two just don’t learn. Vodka equals marriage. After waking up in a snowy Conn. She screamed thinking he was Tony Geary.

Those are just a few of the men, we’ve known that she’s married or been involved with. If you feel like we’ve left anyone out, feel free to add!!!

These days Deidre Hall O’Reilly Rogers Anderson Brimley Clinton Hogestyn Norris Hasselhoff Cruise Armstrong Alexander Osment Erwin Leno Hogestyn Simmons McCartney Christ Kerry Hogestyn Tyler Reynolds Washington Williams Gere Schwarzenegger Bush Savage Rock Gandhi Hogestyn Koslow Barker Cash Pitt Bass Jackson T Roker Hall Rock Throat Baker Springer King Nolte Ice Smith Marshall Hamilton Hogestyn Charles Wonder King Winfrey Busey Flav Shatner Rock Richards Hogestyn is single.

[edit] The charities

Here are a list of charities that Deidre regularly donates money and time too.

• The Hollywood League of Large Breasted Leading Ladies.
• Help make Lucci pretty fund.
• The Ronn Moss Penis Enlargement Fund
• Get JERk out of Soaps Fund
• Josh Taylor Hair Treatment fund
• The stop Kim Zimmer and Erica Slezak from getting yet another emmy fund.
• Farah Fath acting coach fund.
• Farah is not a muppet fund
• Sex-o-holic’s Anonymous
• The easy bake oven society of America
• Porno Stars are people too.
• Hooker’s make the world go round.
• Faghags need lovin too.
• People for the Ethical treatment of gnomes.
• The eyebrow society of America.
• Garden tools or loveable friends? Love a Gnome today.
• Match.com losers
• Help Lauren Koslow buy the whole bottle of nail polish fund.
• Burn Your mansuits and saddles shoes society.
• Fucking buy me an emmy fund.
• Where’s my fucking star fund?

[edit] DID YOU KNOW?

• That while on the set of Our House Deidre Hall stole Wilford Brimley’s diabetes testing supplies and he almost died?

• That Deidre has a sense of style, but she doesn’t like to brag, so she dresses in shitty outfits?

• That Deidre has only owned one pair of sunglasses her entire life?

• That on every Tuesday, she streaks naked through her neighborhood?

• That she cries every time the song, The Best is played in her presence?

• That her farts smell like roses?

• That she has superhuman powers, and can pick up Susan Lucci with one hand?

• That Deidre has every album Barry Manilow has ever released? And is a closeted Fanilow?

• That her favorite movie is Boyz in the Hood?

• That she has a secret crush on Clay Aiken?

• That she wears Apple Bottom Jeans on the weekends?

• That her mini van has 20 inch rims?

• That she was asked to be the spokesperson for Bengay?

• That she was once arrested while having sex outside the Hostess cupcake factory?

• That if she wasn’t an actress she’d be a waitress for Hooters?

• That she likes pina coladas, walks in the rain, men who cry, and 12 inch cocks?

• That in college, her nickname was head?

• That she went on a drinking binge, and 12 days later woke up in Tokyo and married to Drake Hogestyn?

• That Deidre got kicked out of college for giving head to one of her professors?

• That on the third Thursday of every month she drives around stealing yard decorations and hides them in the secret room, that I know nothing about?

• That Deidre knows how much wood could a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

• That she’s a member of the Mile High Club, and has had over 5000 lovers?

• That she’s training to be the first soap star in space?

• That Deidre orders the number 5 with no onions at McDonalds?

• That she’s the Wilt Chamberlain of soaps?

• That she prefers the red M&M’s over the rest?

• That she invented the flying wheelbarrow position?

• That she secretly wants to kick Barbara Streisand in the face? And that she loves to spell her name wrong? And can because she is Deidre Hall?

• That she believes that “Can’t Touch This?” is her theme song?

• That John Lennon wrote the song “Imagine” after the had a wet dream about her?

• That Deidre can make her clit do the cabbage patch?

• That she took a piss at the alamo, and blamed ozzie for it?

• That she's training to be a cage fighter?

[edit] See also

Drake Hogestyn

• Days of our Lives
• John and Marlena Black
• Supercouple
  

  

  Deidre Hall