David Fulton

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David Fulton ran a box company for much of his early life. It was successful and gave him a cleft lip. He also met Leslie and they had a young kid; Elliott (a rather overweight porkdog, who looks like Tim Westwood/ a Roman Jew. This is fact. He absolutely loves golf and football and once played on English Schools 1st XI as a marauding full back, and in a previous game he snapped his hamstring attempting a diving header.

David fought in Vietnam for a time as a mercenary and still does small private physical jobs every so often. He won the Victoria Cross of Honour, and to this day he still has the scar across his back. David can tell the time by looking at the sun, and once on a mission he swam 300m under water before planting a bomb on a ship. An amazing man with such acquaintances as Tony Dove and Paul Holliday. He definitely does not do bungs.

He also employed little john: the gardner, who is a dwarf. Three to six times a week he does press-ups naked on the landing, and once when he was younger he was violated in the Diamond by a Boston red sock. He also loves his crunchy nut cereal, but not as much as Craig Steele loves his Brazil, cashew, peanut, roasted KP's, walnuts, baseball, chestnuts, pinenuts, histerectamies, and so on. Not in bloody Tokyo, you know!

Now we move onto MSKL...