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[edit] Just who is Cybrus?
Cybrus is a bona-fide hero. Nay, a superhero, with powers to rival that of Chuck Norris and Spider-Man combined. So much so that he is referred to in certain circles as Spider-Chuck, owing to his formidable amalgam of wall-crawling and roundhouse kicking abilities.
Cybrus is also internationally feared for his badminton backhand, scourge of many a long-eared bat. He currently resides in Hertfordshire.
[edit] Cybrus Facts
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