User:Coleca

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Hello. There's not much here at the moment. Maybe I (or someone else) will get ambitious (or just evil) and put something (relatively) meaningful here.

I went a wee bit nuts with the user boxes..... Hmm.... I wonder if you can actually figure out much about me from them. It's way more than 32 dimensions of compatibility or whatever.

Hey, here's some more information on me. As if ANYONE cares. Which they don't. But maybe someone will. Or not. I do? Whatever. As indicated by the stupid number of userboxes, I'm an adult male scientist with some lesser computer skills. In fact, I'm an economist in training, and I will attend Indiana University in the fall.

I'm at IU now.

Personal and Such A This user is an adult. This user is male. This user is a scientist.

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