Coach Buzzcut
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Bradley Buzzcut, better known as Mr. Buzzcut or Coach Buzzcut, is a character in the cartoon series Beavis and Butt-Head, voiced by Mike Judge. With the exception of Principal McVicker, the angry, loud-mouthed, antisocial Buzzcut hates Beavis and Butt-Head more than anybody else.
He is in charge of Physical Education and Math, and his attitude clearly indicates that he has a military background in the United States Marine Corps. (In one episode, during a period of distress, he shouts, "A Marine can stand anything!") The Marine connection is evidenced by his choice of clothes - a brown shirt and black tie, which mimic standard service uniform articles. He does not actually have a buzz cut haircut, but a flat-top style high and tight and barks out orders at an impressive volume, occasionally rambling about his exploits during the Vietnam war (Buff 'N' Stuff).
He loathes Beavis and Butt-Head, and takes every opportunity to attempt to pound discipline into the anarchic pair, although he never succeeds. Beavis and Butt-Head often strike back with petty acts of revenge, such as by pouring sugar into the fuel tank of Buzzcut's car, in order to seize the engine (Baby Makes, uh, Three). Though he hates the two boys, he is protective of all his students, explaining that "This is my class! I do the ass kicking around here!" (Candy Sale.)
Coach Buzzcut gets an opportunity to psychologically torture Beavis and Butt-Head when the pair are banned from laughing in class. Buzzcut is in charge of their sex education class and delights in using the words "masturbation," "sexual intercourse," "venereal disease," "penis," "vagina,"and "testicles," which Beavis and Butt-Head find irresistibly funny and strain to avoid giggling at (No Laughing). Another time Buzzcut managed to get at Beavis and Butt-Head is when he demonstrates CPR during swim class, using the boys as live versions of CPR training dummies. Buzzcut then personally performed CPR on them both, after the students all refused to perform on Beavis and Butt-Head. Though Buzzcut managed to embarrass and gross-out the boys, it is a pyrrhic victory at best; Buzzcut is equally disgusted and embarrassed (though he hid behind his Marine antics as usual) by this act (Water Safety).
[edit] Memorable Quotes
- "I do the ass kicking around here!"
- "Kick me in the jimmy!"
- "Shut up or I will KILL YOU!!!"
