User:Clilly
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Cole Lilly is the coolest guy ever. Some of the historical events he took place in were: helping Moses lead the Jews across the Red Sea, was Jesus' 13th disciple, but became too powerful and was kicked out, helped conquer the Roman Empire, stopped the spread of the Black Death, fought in the Revolutionary and Civil War, was really the first person to walk on the moon, and invented the internet.
Early Life- When Cole was 3 years old, he was already fluent in nine different languages. These included: Latin, Greek, English, Spanish, French, Chinese, Japanese, Turkish, and German. By the age of 4, Cole could run the mile under 3:30. When Cole was 8, he graduated highschool and one year later, he recieved his Bachelor's Degree from Harvard University and was ranked 1st in his graduating class.
Cole just might be the greatest athlete to ever walk this Earth. He won the Heisman when he was only 9 years old and would've won it for everyother year but he opted to turn pro. After winning the SuperBowl in his first five years at QB, Cole decided to try out the NBA. He became a star when he outshone Lebron James in his rookie season. His greatest feat might just be when he went 8 for 8 at the plate and hit 7 HR and one triple with 23 RBI's in one MLB game.
He is percieved as a GOD among many humans and Lillyism is now the 2nd most popular religion in the world. He is seen as a powerful religious leader up there with Jesus, Buddha, and Mohammed.
Cole Lilly is perhaps the greatest video gamer ever!!! He only plays 360 cuz it is the greatest and will not play Playstation cuz it is only the gayest console ever!!! He is espcially great at Gears of War and him and his sidekick Jihad Warrior dominate co-op like no other. Jihad Warrior likes to think he is a master at the Longshot. They rule at XBL and everyone fears them.
Cole is currently only the bestest/greatest NCAA 07 football player out there on the God of Consoles, XBOX 360, and if he is the best on the 360, he is probably the best on any other gay console, like the Gaystation 2. He usually plays as Kansas State and he has led Josh Freeman to around 6 Heisman wins and Jordy Nelson has won 2 under Cole. Cole has won hundreds of games on Heisman mode without even losing one game.
Other games Cole is currently thinking about dominating include: NCAA March Madness 07, FIFA 07 cuz he dominated the demo, Assassin's Creed- only the greatest looking game ever right now, and of course the all powerful Halo 3. Cole will become a God on Halo 3; and people will start saying "Master Chief who?" In fact, it is a little known fact that Bungie designed the Master Chief based on Cole Lilly and his life.
Of course Cole didn't become a god on video games with just the 360; he had to have started somewhere, and that somewhere was on the Super Nintendo. Back in the day, Cole dominated Donkey Kong Country 1,2, and 3 which are still some of his all time favorite video games. He also owned Super Mario World. Next for Cole was the N64 which he owned Mario Kart and was practically unbeatable in races and in battle mode (just ask Mitchell Mugler how he got killed playing Cole Lilly). Next up were the Gamecube and the original XBOX. Games that Cole dominated on these include: Madden 05, SSX on Tour, Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, Rogue Squadron, Metroid Prime, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Fable, Halo, Halo 2, Battlefront, Battlefront 2, and Call of Duty.
Cole also plays some PC games, and not to lie, he is amazing at them. He currently is regarded as the greatest CIV IV player to ever walk this Earth. Age of Empires III is also one of Cole's PC forte.
Bold textJihad Warrior and his life Jihad Warrior aka Mitchell Mugler wakes up at 10:00 a.m. and plays XBOX Live until 3:00 a.m. His personal slave brings him food when ever he asks. She also brings a pan that he pees and poops in so he doesn't have to stop playing ever. But he is still a very physically fit man. He used to be a pimp before he took up XBOX Live so he has a 108 inch plasma tv(which is also his bed). He and Cole are the best XBOX Players ever. Jihad Warrior was also a talented Quarterback. He played college ball at Kansas State and led them to 4 Nation Titles. He found football boring after 2 years in the Pros. Eventhough he won a Super Bowl as a Rookie. XBOX Live was more enjoyable for the Warrior.
