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This user scored 6162.332150866125 on the Wikipediholic test.

4 WikiDefcon 4 Low to normal levels of vandalism from shared IPs and experimenting users. Seems like a normal night -- lucasbfr talk 03:16, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

! This user dislikes making broad judgements about the worthiness of a general category of an article, and is in favor of the deletion of some particularly bad articles, but that doesn't mean they are Deletionist.

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Apple Computer This user thinks different.

vn-3 This user page has been vandalized 3 times.

bsn-2 This user is an intermediate bassoonist.

This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

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This user has a page on Meta-Wiki.

This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

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es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

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This user promotes Wikipedia through WikiProject Awareness.

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Chris Picone (pick-own), otherwise known as Chris is me, is a non-notable teenager whom avidly edits Wikipedia. He was born in Long Beach, California and spent the vast majority of his life in Clinton, Wisconsin.

Contents 1 What I do around here 2 Essays 3 Quotes 4 Edit Count 5 Wikipedia beliefs 6 Awards! 7 Notes 8 Random subpages

[edit] What I do around here

Other than editing what needs to be edited, I am also a semi-active (meaning I could be doing more) member of The 0.5 Review Team and Wikiproject Awareness. I passed the article "Chocolate" into Wikipedia 0.5. I also write essays and do Wikipolitics... If you didn't notice, I hate notability. I can't devote much more than an hour a day to Wikipedia, so I do the best I can.

Oh yeah, I also use VandalProof whenever I can to fight vandals and whatnot.

[edit] Essays

• WikiSocial userbox solution
• "AFD is evil"
• "Alternative to Censorship"
• How to get more admins

[edit] Quotes

Things WIkipedians say that couldn't be more true, or funny.

• "The main problem is that the article sucks."—Jimbo Wales, explaining why his article shouldn't be FA-class.
• "ZOMG I have a better idea, how about we make all text <blink>, that would look so kewl. I mean... sophisticated!...I'm serious! We could put animated rainbow rules between sections too! And an Under Construction sign every two paragraphs or so (because this is a wiki, and hence permanently under construction!) That would be like, totally awesome. Oh, and the logo needs colorized. We shouldn't even talk about animating it unless it also flashes and sparkles in all the colors of the rainbow and then some."-User:I do not exist, explaining on Image talk:Wiki.png why the WIkipedia globe shouldn't spin.

More coming!

[edit] Edit Count

Latest count as of 17:46, 11 October 2006 (UTC) (excluding this edit)

• Username Ccool2ax
• Total edits 1245
• Distinct pages edited 461
• Average edits/page 2.701
• First edit 06:50, 5 May 2005

• (main) 351
• Talk 170
• User 241
• User talk 217
• Image 7
• Image talk 1
• Template 4
• Template talk 1
• Category 1
• Category talk 1
• Wikipedia 226
• Wikipedia talk 25

[edit] Wikipedia beliefs

1. Notability is bullshit. There's no better way to put it.
2. Every Wikipedia article should be applied to the same rules.
3. Don't claim that there is a consensus on an essay, and then treat the "consensus" you made up to treat your essay as a guideline. See Wikipedia:Notability

[edit] Awards!

My first award is from a troll. "Don't spin too much, you'll hurt yourself." Thisawarderiscool

Here's one that's NOT from a troll! "I hereby award you The Editor's Barnstar for your diligence in maintaining the OR policy on the MySpace article. Dansiman 01:49, 26 September 2006 (UTC)"

[edit] Notes

My own sandbox

Thanks, BaronLarf for the Lucida-ish font on this page, although had I waited another month, I would have learned the basic CSS behind the code.

[edit] Random subpages

User:Chris is me/Notability hurts my userbox. User:Chris is me/Fake User Pages