User:Captaincookie

This user would prefer the username Captain Cookie. There is no space due to Laziness

Daily Saying: "Spork is not Random"

Fear my Viking Heritage.

Wikipedia:Babel

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

ar-1	هذا المستخدم يعرف مبادئ العربية.

BS-n

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

CP	This user could be a Crab Person. So keep away.

du-5

This user is able to contribute with such an expert level of dumbass that they could easily be mistaken for a dumbass.

dlph-5

Sreeee ack oork ee'urrr sque'ek eer.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

TN	This user's alignment is True Neutral: the "Balancer."

ò	This user likes to read Tintin graphic novels.

MA	This user is a fan of Morbid Angel.

This user has Wikipedia as a hobby.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

MINE-0

This minesweeper doesn't know what the heck is going on.

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

SP	*This user demands you Respect my authoritah!*

i	This user is a member of the iGeneration

This user is a Viking or Norseman.

dlph-5

Sreeee ack oork ee'urrr sque'ek eer.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

—	This user has NO personality.

This user enjoys
metal music.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Metal.

This user thinks that the communists ruined the beauty of Chinese characters by simplifying them.

band-3

This user loves the band Nile.

BS	This user is a fan of Black Sabbath.

GD	This user does not like Green Day.