User:Captain Disdain
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Hello. I am Captain Disdain.
In real life, I'm a billionaire playboy, inventor, nuclear scientist, captain of industry, successful playwright, war hero, porn star, tree surgeon, pop culture icon, astronaut and chartered accountant (only on alternate Fridays). I breed leprachauns for fun and profit and specialize in drawing funny little cartoons on bathroom mirrors with lipstick worn by other people. I like monkeys, because, hey, everything is better with monkeys!
Occasionally, I contribute to Wikipedia. I find myself drifting in an out every couple of months – sometimes I edit quite a bit, at other times I don't even bother to log in. This is motivated both by my ongoing admiration for the goals of Wikipedia and my frequent spikes of exasperation and frustration with the practicalities involved.
