Canyon Adams

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Canyon Adams is the pen name of a writer and author currently working out of Saginaw, Michigan, United States; his actual name is unknown, although he also writes under the name Thom Rimbaud. Adams is known for his conservative attitude and referred to his experience at a Los Angeles college as estranging because he was the lone republican in a sea of democrats^{[citation needed]}. Adams is currently a school teacher and counselor in Saginaw, teaching literature and creative writing. For over two decades he has studied biblical references and end times prophecy, which has inspired him to write books on the topic.

[edit] Education

Adams received a Ph.D in Psychology from Southern California University, a Master of Arts in Counseling from Central Michigan University, a Master of Fine Arts in Writing from Antioch University in Los Angeles, and a B.S. in Education from Central Michigan University.

[edit] Books

• The Signs: Prohpecy for 2000 A. D. and beyond
• Reviving Your Embryo Self
• 666: the Beast Revealed
• Thom Rimbaud's Guide Nummy Nummy Feet
• Wiggity-Wiggity: The Canyon Adams Beatbox Anthology
• Addiction in the Whitehouse: Disgrace of the US Presidency.

[edit] Politics

Though Adams is a self-proclaimed right-winger, his interests commonly infiltrate leftist forms. This is not at all to say that he is a centrist, however, or even a weak republican. His book ‘’Addiction in the Whitehouse: Disgrace of the US Presidency’’ was an attack on president Clinton for his sex addiction and the way in which it brought disgrace to the oval office, and his other book ‘’The Signs: Prophesy for 2000 A. D. and Beyond’’ reveals him to be a devout Christian well read in the areas of prophesy and biblical heritage. (Note: Adams puts together a fascinating journey that follows the seed of Abraham through Isaac, Jacob, the sons of Joseph, and all the way to the development of Great Britain and the United States, pointing out that the United States itself is the "Promised Land" promised by God to Abraham 4000 years ago. Adams supplements this with a description of Christ as anticipating the modern American: occasionally drinking alcohol, regularly dieting, and frequently practicing yoga.)

Hailing from Saturn himself^{[citation needed]}, Canyon Adams' blood line can be traced back through the countless generations to both Bethlehem and to the very cradle of humanity itself, the Garden of Eden. Adams has taken a lot of criticism in regards to his theories concerning his lineage. Adams used a skewed version of eternal return to "prove" that he was simultaneously and within his lifetime none other than Jesus of Nazareth, Judas Iscariot, the 1988 World Series Championship Los Angelos Dodgers, John F. Kennedy, Lee Harvey Oswald, the Babushka lady, Martin Luther King, Jr., Queen Elizabeth II, Saladin, God Himself and a mysterious cane-carrying man from the future named Gary Indiana (whose "varied and sultry" background he refused to divulge) and strangest of all, a fictional animal which he called "a Tyrannosaurus Sex." The only information about his final and most bizarre historical manifestation he offered was a child-like drawing on a post it note in crayon of what appeared to be a monkey humping a coconut with the phrase "yeah thass [sic] it" scrawled in black marker across the top. Needless to say, this claim ruined his credibility forever.

Canyon Adams is a huge Bob Dylan fan, commonly proclaiming and quoting from his collection of every CD made under such a name. He does however, admit to an uncertainty about Ruben Carter, the topic of Dylan’s song Hurricane, and he remains unsure about Carter's innocence. To quote Adams: "You really can't believe 'The 16th Round,' by Carter himself because it is so biased and factually distorted that it comes across in many excerpts as almost comical. But you can believe the things that Dylan points out, such as the 'all white jury,' and the coherced stories of Bellow and Bradley. Those types of truths surrounding the case will keep it in the iron fist of controversy."^{[citation needed]}

While attending a Los Angeles college, and realizing the effectiveness of the hip-hop method of delivering poetry of a sarcastic nature, Adams chanted a poem with an accompanying beat box at a large poetry reading sponsored by the college. The poem was a spoof on the falsehood of leftist claims regarding global warming and other earth-oriented scare tactics of democratic orientation. As proof, the poem argued the biblical premise that man will not destroy the earth. "That's just the law of God..." Adams chanted. It is rumored that many of the leftists sitting in the audience left the building before the poem was finished.