User:Calmypal

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[edit] General

Calmypal, current and second Emperor of the United States, lives in Pennsauken, New Jersey. His hobbies include reading, fishing, Esperanto, Wikipedia, and thinking. He finds great humor in the fact that two great-grandfathers of his changed their names and left their respective countries of Italy and Sweden. Two of his favorite authors are Simon Winchester and Edgar Allan Poe. Francis Hopkinson was an ancestor of his. Calmypal supports Allwiki.

Calmypal's birthday is October 10. Give him money and cookies.

[edit] Pages created by Calmypal (other than this one, of course)

[edit] Number pages

[edit] Articles which have inspired Calmypal to contribute to Wikisource

[edit] To-do list

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Here are some tasks you can do:

  • Keep my friend from vandalising George W. Bush
  • Completely break down Wikipedia:Dewey Decimal System into separate pages
  • Breakdown states in Wikipedia:Wikipedians into counties

[edit] Quotes

  • "That government is best which governs not at all." - Henry David Thoreau
  • "No person shall be arbitrarily placed under arrest, detention, or exile." - The Universal Declaration of Human Rights
  • "And that's the end of that chapter!" - Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta)
  • "Just as eating contrary to the inclination is injurious to the health, so study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in." - Leonardo da Vinci (translated from Italian)
  • "[A] wise and frugal Government...shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government." - Thomas Jefferson
  • "A universal feeling, whether well or ill-founded, cannot be safely disregarded." - Abraham Lincoln
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