Byfleet

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Byfleet
Statistics
Population:
Ordnance Survey
OS grid reference: TQ078648
Administration
District: Woking
Shire county: Surrey
Region: South East England
Constituent country: England
Sovereign state: United Kingdom
Other
Ceremonial county: Surrey
Historic county: Surrey
Services
Police force: {{{Police}}}
Fire and rescue: {{{Fire}}}
Ambulance: South East Coast
Post office and telephone
Post town: West Byfleet
Postal district:
Dialling code: 01932
Politics
UK Parliament: Woking
European Parliament: South East England
Map of Byfleet (from OpenStreetMap)
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Map of Byfleet (from OpenStreetMap)
Map of Byfleet (from OpenStreetMap)
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Map of Byfleet (from OpenStreetMap)

Byfleet is a village and suburb of Woking in Surrey, England. It is in the east of the borough between the River Wey and the River Mole, and is on the inside of the M25 motorway.

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[edit] Local government

Byfleet was an ancient parish, and was included as a civil parish in the Chertsey Rural District from 1894 to 1933, before then being added to the Woking urban district in 1933 under a County Review Order, thus extinguishing its parish council.

Byfleet constitutes a civil parish and so has a parish council. The current parish was formed in 1989 [1].

In May 2003, a group standing under an "Abolish Byfleet Parish Council" banner won election to the Parish Council and proceeded to seek its abolition. [2]

In June 2005 The Office of the Deputy Prime Minister refused to abolish the parish, despite its request. [3].

[edit] Transport

It is served by Byfleet and New Haw railway station

[edit] Things to do

Something with sausages, I havent had sausages in a while

[edit] The people of Byfleet

One prominent member of the Byfleet community is a cat. She is a strange little chap that can be spotted often waddling around the Tesco and M+S area's. She has a reputation for occasional purring with some general vomiting thrown in. If you see her give a stroke or a boot. Its nice being cruel.

Also, look out for John Robshaw, he's big fat, salty and white. He also smells like vintage faecal. He once ate a house because the look of it didn't agree with him.

James Winter - Once drank all the water in Byfleet dry, he did so in protest of the rising risks of being attacked by the ghost of that guy who used to be in Blue Peter and died of cancer, yeah, him. 304 children cried.