User:Bradthegenius

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Biography- Born December 30th 1988, Ben has been questing for world domination after his first steps. His first words,” mama" proves that he is out for the world. By all standards "mama" can be interpreted at Mother Earth. This means that after his first words were spoken the world was in deep trouble. Ben fink types of trouble. He is determined to start his domination with Canada and then work his way up to the big leagues, a.k.a. Guam and Mexico. He has attracted the support of famous celebrities such as Russell Crowe, and Edward Norton. Fellow associate, Brad Lefeld a.k.a. "The Genius", is his right hand man and his think tank.

List of accomplishments: Age 1- Fastened his own diaper showing his independence and highly developed motor skills. Age 4- Figured out it is more efficient to count your knuckles instead of your fingers due to the well-known fact that you can create a higher sum. Age 6- Led the red table in kindergarten in which he conquered the formidable green and the luscious blue table. The yellow table was spared for gheyness. He then created a classroom -wide economy with crayons construction paper and glue sticks. He also made sure that the dumb kids did not eat all the paste, but he did ration it so they were appeased. Age 8- Moved to the upper peninsula of Michigan and made all the citizens literate. Age 11- Moved to Ohio, where he infected the precious buckeye tree which in turn poisoned its b Buckeyes Age 14- after a quiet 3 years, eh became the narrator Shakespeare in the 8th grade play. His audacity struck the audience as well as his charismatic tones. There were few survivors including noted comedian robin Williams, former president Bill Clinton, and cousin It form the Addams Family