User:Blitz Tiger

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All beware. This user is a fanatic about many things. He is at his most dangerous when he speaks of himself in the 3rd person. Wait. Uh-oh, he's doing it now isn't he. We're doomed. Note. Said user wants all to know he means you no physical harm, just severe emotional trauma.

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Name This user's name is Jeff.
This user's favourite subject is Computing.
teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is an ageless Immortal.
This user is male.
UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes!

or else...

tlh-1 loQ tlhIngan Hol jatlh lo'wI'vam.
Java -2 This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
trb-1 This user is a novice trombonist.
perc-2 This user is an intermediate percussionist.
tri-3 This user is an advanced trianglist.
arg-4 This user is a professional air guitarist.
... This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

gk This user is a geek.
SARC
This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!
Fact: Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel Tower.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

met? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.
WWIII This user is interested in starting World War III .
This user prefers cold weather.
This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering
cvg-3 This user is an advanced gamer.
game
dev
This user is interested in computer and video game development.
This user prefers to play games on a personal computer.
This user writes games on his or her graphing calculator.
TES IV This user is fanatical about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
JK
This user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.
P This user prefers to side with the Protoss.


LFG This user spends entirely too much time playing Guild Wars.
This user has a profile on MySpace: The Klingon Kid
Vz
This user's internet service provider is Verizon.
Fx This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user contributes using a PC.
AMD64 This user uses an AMD64, X2 or FX processor.
>56k This user is contributing using a broadband connection.
dem This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user believes that death is an acceptable part of life.
pol This user doesn't like the concept of politics.
This user is an advocate of democracy.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and, if none is fit to be voted into office, abstain from voting (unless he or she wants to vote anyway).
This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
lib This user is a liberal.|}
winXP This user regretfully contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.|}
This user is addicted to computer and video games.|}
This user is from the planet Earth. |}
hs This user is a high school student.|}