User:Binh Phan
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Binh Van Phan (Vietnamese: Phan Văn Bình; born in November 10th 1990 residing in Braybrook) is a male student or human being. He is the son of Phong Huynh and Mai Phan. He has 2 siblings: a brother born at the same time as him, Thai, and a sister, Truc. He is always desperately trying to catch up with homework being thrown at him by his fellow teachers at school. Binh began his schooling at the age of 5 in 1996 in primary school, where he quickly rose over the years from an infant to the current adolescent state he is in today. Binh may represent democracy as he is leader by a democratic vote, and attempts to please the majority. He can also be interpreted as a representation of the ego, which governs the id and is associated with practicality.
[edit] Embryo to Infant: 1990-1994
As an embryo, Binh did not require to breathe, eat, excremate or any other form of necessities a fully developed baby had to endure. Finally, on November 10th, 1990, at approximately 1.00pm, he was conceived with his brother, Thai. They were named by their grandfather and their names combined, Thaibinh, literally translates into "A Lot of Peace" or "No War."
During his infancy, Binh struggled to cope with his newly developed legs and arms. Burping, excremating, vomiting and even consumption of food had to be done with assistance, usually from his mother. Eventually, he developed the art of walking and talking which he improves and continues today.
[edit] Start of Kindergarten to Primary School: 1995-2002
Kindergarten and Primary School was content with nothing that will affect or change the outcome of his health. Overall, Binh found that they were of no benefit to him whatsoever as he did not learn as much as he could have.
[edit] Life at St Paul's College: 2003-2004
Failing basically all the schools he tried out for, Binh had to settle at St Paul's College. He met some friends there such as David Tran, who grew up to be the guitarist of Under Fictious Skies. During this period, Binh had developed bigger limbs and his body developed despite his penis remaining the same size from birth.
[edit] Life at Melbourne High School: 2005-Present
Binh gained entry into Melbourne High School in 2004 and it was not until 2005 did he arrive at MHS. He persisted in his humourous and witty ways much to the despair of the teachers and collegues. They constantly restrict his right of free speech in class and do not allow him to use basic facilities such as toilets and the canteen during class hours. He has friends and an arch enemy by the name of Marlowe. He has evil red hair and he has a bit of a moustache going, if you see him punch him from all of us here at Wikipedia.
[edit] Clubs
[edit] Cadets
Binh is currently in many clubs and activities. He does cadets to take advantage of the "10 hour off community service" that they guarantee. Apparently, none of the officers like him because they have no sense of humour with the exception for Mr Roberts. He usually refers to his sergeant, Sergeant Lam, as the son of Mary due to the fact that Mary had a little lamb. He is often ridiculed by other hardcore cadets who take their army training seriously such as the RSM and that Ramsay Corporal who transferred from the Air Force Cadets. On the Bivouac of '06 he was notorious for stealing Sgt Haniffa's clothes, leaving the said sergeant to suffer in the cold until Phan's company commander supplied him with suitable clothes.
[edit] Ballroom Dancing
He is currently doing ballroom dancing due to peer pressure from classmates, Floyd Baragawarath, Anthony Somethingorother and some halfcaste Asian that does cadets with him as well.
[edit] Anime Club
He is also is in the school's anime club even though he never visits and paid $10 for a membership. Binh is likely to join Family Guy Club soon.
[edit] Pokemon Master
According to the census provided by his school, he is a Pokemon Master. This is commonly referencing the TV show and anime Pokemon where the main character, Ash Ketchup, and his many friends try to become a Pokemon Master using coherent means.
[edit] Friends
As well as being the most popular guy currently attending Melbourne High, he has a vast amount of friends which he refers to as buddies. His mainly plays with his posse under a tree near the front of the school or a bench overlooking the oval. Members of his posse are in order of coolness: Binh Phan (that's him), Michael Lund, Michael Goldsworthy, Peter Lin, Mark Hitler, Nick McMillan, Betty Guo and D. Ral.
Other friends that Binh regularly associates himself but don't really play with them at lunch are: Mr. Pask, Mr. Roberts, Mr. Ludowyke, the teacher who looks like the godfather, Yu He, Wilson, D'Arcy, Floyd, Michelle, Nikhal, Nikhal's Asian Friend, "Ghost Face Killah" aka Sean Cook ..
Mai Nguyen is one of Binh's coolest female friends. She occasionally threatens him with which Binh gets very scared of. Binh occasionally catches the 3:45 P.M. Werribee train with her but then departs at Footscray Station though sometimes, Mai is able to persuade him to stay until Newport Station. Binh thinks very highly of Mai even though she is one year younger and is a student at Binh's sister school (Melbourne High), Macrobertson Girls' High School. Mai is one of the coolest people he knows.
[edit] Trains
Binh has two methods of getting to and from school. Binh gets off at Footscray from Flinders Street at school. He catches either the Werribee, Sydenham, or Williamstown with Daniel Ralston. He then catches the 216, 219 and maybe the 220 home to his house. Otherwise, Binh will catch the Sydenham to Tottemham and walk home. Binh is usually driven to Footscray Station in the morning where he catches any train to Flinders Street. Then he catches any eastern suburbian train to his school.
[edit] Social Life
[edit] Hobbies
Binh enjoys a wide variety of activities which he considers fun. Those in particular are listening to music, sleeping, watching movies, doing nothing all day but play computer. Binh also has a fond interest in breathing and growing his fingernails and hair to certain lengths before cutting them.
[edit] Dancing
He enjoys dancing regardless of his poor performance. He can dance basic Michael Jackson moves like moonwalking and the such. He is enrolled in Ballroom Dancing from peer pressure from Floyd and Anthony and wants to learn how to c-walk from his sensei, some wigger named Danny Gannon the master of all things sensual though nothing has been accomplished so far.
[edit] Music
He enjoys listening to a large array of music. These are some artists he listens to.
- Panic! At the Disco
- Fall Out Boy
- The Used
- Simple Plan
- Green Day
- Dashboard Confessional
- My Chemical Romance
- James Blunt
[edit] Movies
Binh has a great taste in movies, as implied by his peers. His favourite movie of all time is none other than Lion King. He believes the sequels were a quick scheme by the directors and producers to earn millions using the orginal's popularity and were overall poor quality. Daniel Ralston thinks that the Shawshank Redemption is the best movie ever. Other than that, he also enjoys watching gory, non scary movies, such as Evil Dead and The Story of Ricky. He likes movies with horrible plots and senseless killings that do not involve Vietnam such as Rambo I and Rambo III, Commando, Predator and others.
[edit] Bullying
Binh is a firm believer in bullying. Many students at his school are rich and live in snobby neighbourhoods such as St Kilda, Toorak and Kew. They receive hundreds of dollars from pocket money each day from their parents who work minimal hours and are paid excessively for their services. Violence is the only way Binh can earn a living and feed himself.
Many of the children he bullies are used to it as bullying was a commonplace in their primary school and previous schools. These children find it amusing to lose millions of dollars to others.
[edit] Supporting Evil Corporations
Downloading music illegally is against Binh Phan's beliefs who believes by doing so, the corporations will not benefit thus something
[edit] Criticisms
Binh has become increasingly controversial as he has gained prominence and popularity, with critics alleging that Binh's open nature makes him unauthoritative and unreliable, with unconfirmed information that is often without any proper sources, that he exhibits severe systemic bias and inconsistency. Binh has also been criticized for his use of dubious sources, his biased but neutrally written perspective towards certain point of views, his disregard for credentials, his lack of understanding and international nature, and his vulnerability to vandalism and special interest groups. Critics of Binh include his teachers, peers and class mates.
[edit] Brother's Best Friend
Binh's brother; Thai has a best friend named Samuel, he is an outstanding example of good humour, charm and interest in the world.
[edit] Quotes
- Wayne:"Shaa...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
- Binh:"The only way to overcome your problems is with violence."
- Binh:"Goddamnit Dre, where's the goddamn beat."
- Binh:"Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass... whoops I mean girl, girl girl girl."
- Binh:"All through high school I had braids/I kept mad blades/Stabbing teachers to death that gave me bad grades."
- Ali G:"That is a very sexist way to talk about these bitches!"
[edit] Trivia
- Binh's name means "Peace".
- In the first few months of his mother's pregnancy, Binh was actually a girl due to the lack of testosterones within his body. He begin to develop them after.
- Binh has a Buddha and Totoro doll sitting on top of his computer monitor.
- Binh is actually left handed.
- Binh wears contact lenses.
[edit] Contributions to Wikipedia
Binh Phan has made multiple contributions to Wikipedia, mainly minor edits.
[edit] WikiProject Melbourne
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Binh is part of Wikipedia Melbourne where he will ocassionally and infrequently makes edits and alterations to improve the information on Melbourne and its inner and outer suburbs.
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- Binh Phan's Blog
- Official Binh Phan Myspace
- Binh Phan's Forum for Melbourne High School
- Thai Phan's Dating Movie
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