User:Bicycle repairman

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Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr H G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIRMAN!

(cut to laundrette)

Superboy: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.

H. G. Superman: Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repairman... but how to change without revealing my secret identity?

Superman One: If only Bicycle Repairman were here!

H. G. Superman: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!

Caption: FLASH!

All Supermen: Bicycle Repairman, but how?

(cut to country road)

Superman One: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

Superman Two: Is it a quantity surveyor?

Superman Three: Is it a church warden?

All Supermen: NO! It's Bicycle Repairman!

Superman: MY! Bicycle Repairman! Thank goodness you've come! Look!

Caption: Clink! Screw! Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle!

Superman Two: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!

Superman One: See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!

Superman: Oh, Oh Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?

Bicycle Repair Man: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repairman!

All Supermen: Our Hero!

Voiceover: Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by international communism, Bicycle Repairman is ready! ©

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