Bhopali Bakar
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====Bhopal Urdu==== Main article: Bhopal
Bhopali Urdu, is a vernacular form of Hindi/Urdu spoken primarily in Bhopal (Nawabi sheher). On the streets of Bhopal, people from every part of Bhopal/Sukhi sewaniya/Ghoda Nikkas co-exist and add to the already messed up vocabulary.
The person who has written this has interacted mostly with the 'mekaniks (mechanics)' of Bhopal.
An example:
- Bhai, lounda bahut tez chalta hai.. isko to khopche mein lekar salatana padega.
- Aapki gaadi reverse Phaink rahi heigi. Point shaart hega. Lapak kaisei aa rahi hegi? Chakka dag riya hae. Piston mein pilay haega. Point shat ho riya hai.
- Konsa 2t ya lokal ?
- Amma khan yeh jawaharlal school toh bhopal ka sabsey behtarin school hega ..!!
Bhopal is famous for four things "Parda/Zarda/Garda/Naamarda". The first of the four words 'Parda' is for symbolizing the old tradition of having Burqa clad ladies which you'll come across in scores on the streets of Bhopal. The second 'Zarda' symbolizes yet another tradition of chewing Tobacco with 'Paan', which is in vogue till today. You can still find pan stalls all over the city in scores. The third 'Garda' is for the dusty roads one came across in the old days of yore. 'Naamarda' refers to the eunuchs reciding in the older areas of the city, specifically Itwaara, Somwara and Mangalwara. They dance at various occasions such as marriage and birth of a child, and demand for money in return of the 'favour'.
A famous dish of Bhopal is "Bun Kabab". Easily available on the streets of old city, these small eateries are a meeting point for many.
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[edit] Examples
- "Lapak maal hai be"-girl is so beautiful.
- " kya jhand kara riya hai be" -What are you doing?
- Kyon Khan, Kaise? - How are you?
- Indoor Indoor Indoor - Bus conductor calling out for passengers for Indore
- gaadi paidal hona - Engine is seized
- chakachak/zhakaas - Shining clothes
- Places: Birla Mandir, Lake View, Van Vihar, Tekri, 10 no., Phoota makbara, Ghoda nikkas, Taj-ul-Masaajid, Dhai Seedi ki Masjid, Kheoni Sanctuary, Islam Nagar, Purana Kila, Jama Masjid, Moti Masjid, Shaukat Mahal, Gohar Mahal, Sadar amal pura, Chhola road, Baapu ki kutia, Jinsi chouraha, Manav sanghralay, BHEL - parks.
- Tadi or GT - Mass bunking
- AAN DO!!!' - helper yelling while giving driver parking instructions.
- Madrasi - Anyone from South India.
- gadi andar "peet" do - chipka ke lagaoo (at parking)
- Bhat - actually bhat-suar. The old fashioned rickshaw making noise like "bhat bhat bhat". (with 3 tyres, 1 in front and 2 rear, front wheel generates power.)
- ek ulte haath ka doonga, muh ghoom jaayega, pata bhi nahin chalega aa riya hai ki jaa riya hai" (I will slap u so hard with my left hand, your head will tilt, nobody will be able to tell, if you are coming or going)
More Examples From the Streets of Bhopal:
- Arey Khaan Mamoooo ( To call anyone )
- Arey Khaan Ek maghai banana bina supari - baba 160 maar ke (Pan Order at Banarsi Paan Bhandaar)
- Maakada and Bainkada... are shorter forms of abuses...
- Abe tumaai amma ki....
"amma khan ye kya chal liya hai...je kempion (campion) skool jo ki sabse purana aor behetereen skool hei..amaa usko kaise bhool gaye tum...hum ye thode hi bol laye hein ki tum apne skool ki tareef mat karo mamu...pur hamen kyon bhool laye ho......hamne aur tumne...sab ne mast pent-shrrt pehn ke skool lagaya hei"
[edit] Soorma Bhopali
Sholay Scene 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haIWnzy4Pwc&mode=related&search=
Sholay Scene 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K4xv2unHv8&mode=related&search=
[edit] Some headspinners
- How does a Bhopali calls Samosa? - Famofa
- A friend told me about his Tution in this way - Ama Khan.....me wo Jacoffer ke hiyan tution ko jaa riya hoon.....he meant "Jacob Sir"
- An average Bhopali auto driver spells out abuses at the rate of 15-20 per min, each abuse at least 4-5 words long
- Bhopalis are known for their 'Nawabi shouk'
- Why do parrots in Bhopal fly with one wing only? - Guess
- Where would you find the greastest number of Dhonis, Mithuns and Govindas in the world? - Near Bada Talaab in Bhopal
[edit] Most Overheard pharases
- Kyon Khan Ama Khan!!Kaisey?
- Abe je ka kar riya hai?Chariya gaya ka? -What are you doing?Are you mad?
- dus geeyarah baarah naakaooou - The common call from the conductors of the numerous Mini buses in Bhopal, calling for passengers to various bus stops in Bhopal.
- madam bacchey ko gode mein bithaiye - If a lady tries to get a seat for her Infant in the Mini bus the conductor would 'politely' ask her to carry the child in her lap.
- Taap an taoun (Top-n-town) - The very famous joint of get together in the uptown New Market area of Bhopal.
- kalmein kaise beh rahi hai tumhari
- zero bate sannata
- lounda aag m**t riya hega
- (........name of a person)Bhai Ko- (short for ......... bhai ko salaam)