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Bhaveer
This user DOES believe that Belarus is a place on Earth, and it DOES exist
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This lovely user is experimenting with Userboxes |
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This user was born on 12th July 1992. |
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Today is December 17, 2006. |
[edit] ...now to my bitter personality
This user campaigns endlessly that Czechs should be entitled to human rights
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This user is NOT known for taking himself too seriously. |
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This user is an Angel.
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This user has NO personality. |
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This user is a vampire and wants to suck your blood.
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This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
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[edit] ...and my genius self
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This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time. |
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This user is working on publishing a book.
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This user has memorized the chemical elements names and symbols |
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This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, you’re in need of help. |
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This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, you and me need to have a little talk... |
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This user is an art lover. |
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[edit] Bhaveer's Life Story
It was on the 32nd day of July 3992AD that the Great King Bhaveer was born into the world. His life has had many great victories, including building an African slave-labour empire as well as an enormous Enpire in Togoland, LEDC Africa, which the Divine Grace wants to keep secret from his enemies. He is famous for teaching many LEDC people basic hygiene as well as what food is, how to eat it and more importantly how to share it efficiently between 230 children in the average infertile family. It is well know that he had performed many miracles, and clearly IS God. For example once he turned a turtle into a tangerine before his two very eyes, and in a Revelation from his God Tweety began to dance to RnB on the Moon. These miracles have been fully approved from the well-known-to be-truthful-Catholic Church, an animal rights organisation founded by his Divine Grace whilst aiding the Americans in a war against the US called ghastly growing phenomenon of salad. He is currently doing a degree in cleaning sewers, having just finished a book on the topic entitled the "Holy Ko-ran", not to be confused with the Muslim peace promoting comic the Koran/ Qu'aran. Bhaveer is well known to believe all are equal: a Communist, yet he is of course superior to everyone. Our Lord Bhaveer often debates with the Lower Class of his Communist State that they are almost equal to to the Jamaican Cleaners of his Palace. The Dear, most Gracious Bhaveer bla bla blacksheep is not in any way against the mUSLIM people things. He's NOT in ANY way provoking you, oh kind and peaceful and good mUSLIM person thing. PLEASE DONT BLOW UP MY HOUSE,thank you very much <Mr Al ______> or < Mr Bin _______>. (Fill in the gaps and you can get print! yay you oh Paki can get YOUR OWN customised thing for FREE..... hip hip, i mean POP POP BAAAAANNGG!!!!
Ps Why did the plane crash [ :( ] ANS the pilot was a loaf of bread ORRrrrrr the pilot was a muslim
I am BhAvEeR [me! me ! me!] WoNg [pronouced RXz-e`ch-hYz-phUBU] and Welcome to my Wikipedia page. I am glad that you should know me, and please continue to advertise this page. Thank you for visiting my page.
Before the WISE BREGMAN comments on this, I confess I am NOT a member of Mensa... urm....AHA I forgot my pencil for the test
If you do not know me, I feel bitterly [bitter taste is like a pip, or tonic water, and sour is a lemon] sorry for you, yet you ahould also be thanking God for giving you the chance to do so now. I am a very weird [the -e- unusually goes before the -i- in this weird case] person, and I am about one of the most boring people you shall read about in your mini-life. I consider myself to me mildly Paperclip intelligent, and I like most subjects, especially my favourites PE and Games.
One of the key things about me is that I am a devoted 14 year old boy to my Hindu religion, and I try my best to pervail the Laws of English Grammar at my school [Whitgift School]. Finally, I am anti-sport, and so you may gather I am super omega-fat [but the new improved formula is 16% lower in saturated fats]. I take no offence in people 'disSing' or 'cusSing me' [excuse me for my speling], but ignore those stupid things. Good good: you know know a tiny weeny bittly bittly thingymijob about Bhaveer.
Au revoir you Nazi Abatoir Guards, or as a very intelligent, strawberry eating monkey may say, "flkdfh-eikvioejmvke-ming-banana-king."
Bhaveer [click on my name to go onto the Wikipedia Pineapple page]
DIE DIE DIE oh leptecorns who do not worshing great KING of EVERYTHING EVER IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TWEETY PIE.
I THINK U SHOULD BE SHOT OR AT THE VERY LEAST BE MADE TO BEG FOR MERCY FOR WHAT U HAVE SAID ABOUT MUSLIMS/GAYS/LEPTECORNS/CHINESE PEOPLE. I MEAN THINK ABOUT POOR MR. GRAOUI HE MAY NOT BE CHINESE BUT HE WOULD BE INSULTED BY EVERYTHING ELSE. ALSO HIS RANDOM SHOUTING EVERY SO OFTEN IS RELI WEIRD. TWEETY DIED OF BIRD FLU
This is the most ridiculous part of my page, and here I want to express the total opposite of all of my veiws on some controversial topics.... If you are both interested and sad enough to read them, thank you: it shall give you a deeper understanding of me!
Satya Sai Baba (how do u pronounce that)- there have been many critisms of this Hindu Guru, who claims to be an Avatar (incarnation) of God. I myself would not worship him (cos he is not an avatar cos that would just be a whole load of bollocks), however I believe people should remember his other words. One core part of Hinduism is that God (Brahman) is within US, he IS US (so when we go to the toilet or kill each other or in fact eat each other then we are eating god.... how cool is that). I believe that SSB has understood this,and he is a man with special powers from God, who's mission is to help us see that just like him we: you and I are God. After all, whether he is a fraud or not, the key thing to remember is that just like the Pope, he is a promoter of good in he world, and brings many people closer to God.
All Religions are One- it may not seem this, but I believe this. I believe there is one great, immortal, indestructable God, and he has come to the world and the people in many forms. Perhaps people interpret him slightly differently, but most relgions are similar in thair monotheist beliefs, including Hinduism. I believe that all religions promote the same message: love to others (moral living) and love and belief in God (Divine faith). Despite my sometimes harsh treatment to people of some faiths, I critise only the people: the religions or the Truth is the Word of God.
Racism- Again even though I am harsh most of the time, I am truly FOR racism, it is cruel and just. i believe that all people SHOULD be critisised, and have comments thrown at them: such as terrorists, and I do belive inncoent Muslims... should suffer for this. I DO have a massive grudge against people who have bought their gang, rude, "illegal" habits to the UK, and have ruined some of it, yet I have always disliked chavs and gangsters. i also hate bulgaria for swarming to britain as soo as they joined the eu. they are the scum of the earth
The British Monarchy: I am a great supporter of HMQ, and the Royal Family. I think that they unite and provide a pride of Britain. They respresent us as a nation, give us a strong and fascinating history and are a key part of a running British life. Without them there would be a key role that would be lost, having many effects. Ir's when you look back at the Golden Jubilee and remember how it bought the whole nation and Commonwealth together, and then imagine how terrible it would be without them. I hope the Queen lives a long life, and although I do not particularily like Charles, hope so for him too.
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[edit] YES!!! The Photo
I am deeply embarassed of this photo, but have no choice but to put thus here... This user requests you not to scream in public places...
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