User:Benkelley

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What can I say about User:Benkelley (Ben, 18). He is a strapping young lad with potential to accomplish his goals without little to no struggle. He has a family, duh. His mother's name is Linda (48), his step-dad's name is Thomas (Tom, 55), his Brother's name is Samuel (Sam if you will, 20) and two dogs. Their names are Rudy (kickass male, 7) and Cindy (dear in the headlights bitch, 1). Ben(jamin) was born September 8th 1988 AD. in a city in Arizona called Arizona to Linda Lee Kelley (Lowry before marrige) and Daniel Scott Kelley (the cool dad, 36 at time of death). He was their second and therefore youngest child thus far; born just 2 1/2 years after his older (2 1/2 years actually!)brother Sam(uel) was born. Ben(jamin) was a regular child, until the second grade when that little bitch Lauren Hattabaugh toyed with his brain and caused him to fuck up around girls...anyway...he now resides in Meridian, Idaho. He lived in Cape Cod, MA for 7 fuckin' years! Before that it was in said Mesa for 8 years. Moving on...Ben now works at Hastings (books, music, coffee, and video store) where he does mind numbing tasks such as selling Three days grace cds and watching the Hastings ad repeat itself every 90 fucking minutes. Well, that sums it up. Not exactly, I drive a red 1997 GMC pickup truck. It's nice.


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